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Little Hei’s nonsense
While chatting with someone a few days ago, one of the people suddenly asked about "ghosts in the world", so Xiao Hei started talking nonsense again, as if the Lord of Hell had issued a notice saying "Ghosts in the world".
? The "ghost story" I heard when I was young was the "pair of embroidered shoes" that my brother told me. I was still young at that time, and my brother preferred to find a quiet hut, with a few smaller ones than him, with the lights turned off, and it was not at night. Even though we were scared, we also enjoyed listening to it. I remember that at that time He talked about a dark big house. It was quiet in the dead of night. There was a smell of enzymes in the house. Occasionally, there were a few "Oh~~, Oh~~" and he didn't know what the sound was. Suddenly, he heard "Tuk-tuk" and "Tuk-tuk" on the stairs. "Tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk" footsteps, as the tone quickened, my friends and I screamed without waiting for the next words, and the timid ones already turned on the lights. The brother then giggled and insisted on waiting until the lights were turned off before continuing. However, this part is what we most love to listen to. Even though we later found out that it was a secret agent doing something wrong, we still liked to listen to this part. It still made us scream and be scared, and it was very exciting.
At that time, there was a thought that all ghosts must be pretended by humans, but subconsciously I had the intention of pretending to be ghosts. Later, during the school holidays, I went to work as a temporary worker in a rice factory in the town, and there was a porter. He was tall and tall and often boasted about his incomparable boldness. One day, on a whim, he and his colleagues on the night shift took a long bamboo pole and put on a white gown (like a white hospital coat). We walked along the path where the pushcart must pass, and found a dimly lit place. I gently swung the bamboo pole, and it looked like white shadows floating in the distance. My colleagues responded by saying "Oh!" and saw the brave man coming over humming a song (later I learned that anyone who sings alone at night is a timid person. This behavior), after hearing the cry, he stopped and looked here in shock. After staying for a long time, he suddenly screamed, dropped the car, turned around and ran away, and fled into the workshop. My colleagues and I laughed loudly, hid the pole aside, and pretended to be fine before he fled into the workshop to check the news.
When we walked in, we saw that he was surrounded by a group of workers, and he was vividly talking about encountering ghosts. Others were talking about it, and he was half-convinced. He sat upright and shivered. My colleague and I looked at each other and smiled, and stepped forward to inquire. Someone next to me was saying: He encountered a ghost. A man died unjustly at this place a few years ago. He often liked to go in and out of that place. Hearing this, he felt even more chilled, and his face instantly turned pale, and his mouth He murmured to himself, and in the light I saw beads of sweat on his forehead, and more and more. I was afraid that something might happen, so I couldn't help but stepped forward and said, "Nothing, it's me and Xiao Su who pretended to be fake." Others laughed but He also accused us of being too ignorant and overdoing it, but he didn't believe it and said that I must have told him nonsense to comfort him. It was really a ghost. No matter what we said, he didn't believe it. My colleagues and I really couldn't I had to go and get the bamboo pole, and Xiao Su "screamed" on the spot to make him believe it. Later, I don't know why, but he didn't blame us, but from then on I understood that "people are scary, scary people" Shameful".
? I read "Taiping Yulan" and "Taiping Guangji" and saw many records of ghost stories. In the Qing Dynasty, more scholars preferred this aspect. Needless to say, Pu Songling, Naji Da The talented scholar Ji Xiaolan didn't have any great works handed down to the world, but he left "Notes on Yuehui Thatched Cottage" which contains anecdotes about ghosts. However, I think most of the ghosts recorded are not scary, and some are even cute. There is an impression that a scholar came to hang a female ghost when he was studying in Huangzhai. Her hair was disheveled and she stuck out her long tongue in an evil manner. The scholar said that her hair was still hair, just a little messy, and her tongue was still a tongue, just a little longer. Female ghost The ghost took off his head again and put it on the table. He said he was not afraid if he had a head, let alone one without one. The female ghost had no choice but to run away. A few days later, she came back and saw him as soon as he came in. She said, "What are you doing here with such boring people?" and then left again. There is another story about a haunted house that no one dared to live in. It had been deserted for many years but a poor man had nowhere to live, so he moved in. The ghost appeared at night and did evil things. Just say you are afraid." He looked up and down and said, "I'm really not afraid, what can I say?" The ghost said, "I have lived here for thirty years, who would want to meet someone like you. , If you don’t leave, I have to leave.” I came out again, I think, to look for those who are afraid of ghosts. Then I understood again that people are not alone in being afraid of ghosts. In fact, ghosts are also afraid of people.
I have always had a question. Since ghosts change after people die, then everyone turns into ghosts after death. If ghosts are said to be more powerful than people, doesn’t it mean that dead people are more powerful than living people? I always feel that there is something wrong with it. It's ridiculous, but it is said in the book that after a person who died unjustly or suffered a humiliated death turned into a ghost, he had to find a replacement before he could be reincarnated. This is probably the origin of the scapegoat. Maybe people are afraid of becoming a scapegoat, so they are afraid of seeing ghosts!
Few people may see dead ghosts, but living ghosts should be seen by everyone. They are vicious and cannibalistic, scare people with their teeth and claws, harm people with cunning tricks, and lie with lies. But it is said that ghosts cannot see the sun, whether they are living ghosts or dead ghosts. I think as long as you shout in front of it, pull it out into the sun, and expose it to everyone's eyes, if people are not afraid of ghosts, then ghosts will naturally be afraid of people.
? There is a true story in Kunshan, which was told by a friend of the traffic police. A few years ago, a truck passed by Sanli Bridge late at night on a hot day. On Zhenchuan Road now, it was originally named Yehe Bridge. It was originally a very ordinary bridge in the west of Kunshan City. bridge. In 1935, the Jiangsu-Shanghai Highway was built, and the Kunshan section was basically built along the Loujiang River. At that time, there were Yili Bridge, Erli Bridge, Sanli Bridge, Liuli Bridge, Jiuli Bridge, etc. to the west of the city. As the name suggests, Sanli Bridge was about three miles away from the old city of Kunshan. About Huali. Kunshan Crematorium was built on the northwest side of Sanli Bridge in 1967. From then on, people passing by this area inevitably felt a little timid. The driver was an outsider and didn't know it. But by chance, the engine stalled just west of Sanli Bridge. He was the only one in the car, and could not move to the side of the road, so he could only stay in the middle of the road. It was already late at night, and he was afraid that passing cars would not be able to see clearly and hit him, so he moved a bench across the back of the car. (It was rare for him to There was a car in the car. He sat there and would be alerted if a car passed by. In order to be more eye-catching, he found a bamboo pole (fortunately he could find it), took off his shirt and tied it to the pole. When a car came, he would Waving the bamboo pole and shouting, he felt that everything was safe. Fortunately, there were few cars at night. When it was almost early in the morning, he saw a taxi coming back from Suzhou. It seemed that the car was going too fast and did not see him. The driver of the truck became anxious and jumped on the stool. Waving the bamboo pole and yelling, the car suddenly braked, turned around, and drove off, hitting a tree. Later, the traffic police came to investigate. The taxi driver said that when he was returning to Kunming late at night, he passed by the Sanli Bridge. He felt guilty and there was heavy fog. He suspected that he was a ghost fan. Suddenly he saw a two-meter-tall naked ghost dancing in front of the crematorium. , wanted to turn around and run away, but in a panic, he bumped into a big tree on the roadside. The traffic police went to check where he was pointing, and the naked driver came over to watch the fun with a bamboo pole. Only then did he know the whole story, and it was passed down as a joke.
It turns out that ghosts are not charming. People are obsessed with ghosts, and they will become weak when they have ghosts in their hearts. So of course you should read more articles about people, but I think you might as well read some stories about ghosts. .
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