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Brainstorming now refers to some intellectual questions that can't be answered by ordinary thinking. Remember the initial brain teaser? I will share it with you, hoping to help you!

Selected articles

1. Bacteria live by living things, so why live by bacteria? Answer: Doctor.

2. Is there any way to keep hens alive from being slaughtered by their owners? Answer: Try to lay an egg every day.

The doctor asked the patient, "Do you have a cold?" The patient shook his head. "A stomachache?" The patient shook his head. "Crazy?" The patient shook his head. What did he come to see? Answer: I came to see the problem of shaking my head.

4. Where does the patient feel the least pain? Answer: On others.

5. What mouse runs fastest! Answer: the mouse that saw the cat.

6. Why can't pigs finish eating? Answer: He wants to be a pig.

7. What word does everyone say is useless? Answer: useless.

8. What is worthless but everyone likes it? Answer: priceless.

9. When does Dad look like a child? Answer: in front of grandpa.

10. Why are giraffes the cheapest? Answer: because their necks are long, they have to walk a long way to get some food?

The latest article

1. What river never has water? Answer: Chu River on the chessboard.

2. What was the most disappointing thing when eating? Answer: No cooking.

3. What are you most afraid of jumping out of the plane? Answer: I forgot my parachute.

4. What do fishermen fear most? Answer: No one eats fish.

5. What's worse? Answer: poor.

6. What makes you more hungry? Answer: Gastroenterology.

7. What the hell have you been doing all day? Answer: heavy smoker.

8. What is the longest word in the world? Answer: smile, because the two letters s are separated by a mile.

9. Why must there be a sheep among wolves? A: There are sheep in the group word.

10. What wine can't be drunk? Answer: iodine.

1 1. If a person has no predecessor, why does he have a successor? Answer: Of course people have backs.

12. Where is there sometimes water and sometimes there is no water? Answer: In the faucet.

What do children like? Answer: Curious.

14. What do cats like best? Answer: mouse.

15. What firewood can't be burned? Answer: talent.

16. What is the fairest answer: trade-off.

17. Lao Wang is rich, but others say he is a slave. Why? Answer: Lao Wang is a treasurer.

18. It's a little long. Throw it in Nanyang. It looks ugly on the top and opens its mouth on the bottom. Answer: Don.

19. Why can't Xiao Ming put bookmarks between pages when he is reading? Answer: Because it is written on a piece of paper.

20. Where in the world arrives earlier in the afternoon than in the morning? Answer: In the dictionary.

Classic article

1. What's the difference between eight and nine? Answer: Almost.

Yang Yang accidentally bumped into a telephone pole. Why does his hand hurt? Answer: Yang Yang gave the telephone pole a good beating.

Whether you like it or not, there is one thing that must be increased a little every year. What is this? Answer: age.

3. In the zoo, Xiaoming took a photo next to the tiger, but the tiger didn't bite him. Why? Answer: That's a fake tiger.

4. What is ice? Answer: Pieces of water.

5. How can I prevent a second cold? Answer: Not at all.

6. Wang Fen and Lili are the best students in their class. They made an appointment to visit their teacher in the hospital. Wang Fen bought a bunch of flowers and Lily bought a bunch of flowers. After entering the ward, they handed it to the teacher together. Do you know how many flowers their teacher received? Answer: A bunch of flowers.

7. Dai Xiao, a scientist, went through hardships and finally came to a place. He stood facing north, turned left, but still went north. Do you know why? Answer: Dai Xiao is in the North Pole.

8. There is a bridge on the Yellow River, one high and one low, which was submerged by continuous floods. Gao Qiao was flooded twice, while the short bridge was flooded only once. Why? A: When the water receded, Gao Qiao was exposed and the short bridge was flooded.

Grandpa Wang has a grandson. One day, he bought a small watermelon and thought about how to divide it equally, but he couldn't think of a good way. At the door, the neighbor only said a word, and Grandpa Wang frowned and stretched himself. What did Li Nainai tell him? Answer: Squeeze into juice.

10. A rope was cut by a knife, but it is still a complete rope. Why? Answer: Because the rope is originally formed by a circle.

1 1. Mr. Lu has two friends, both of whom are tax officials of the tax bureau, one of whom is the father of another child. Do you think it's possible? A: The two tax officials are husband and wife.

12. Uncle Li has a son, and this son has a sister. So, how many children does Uncle Li have? A: Eight children, the youngest sister.

13. How many times does it take to decide the champion team in the football elimination match with a team? Answer: Only one team can be eliminated at a time, so it takes time.

14. During the break of the football match, the father asked his son: What is it that is placed next to the right foot and the left foot can't touch? Did you know that my son had a brainwave and found the right answer? Answer: It's the left foot.

15. The owner of a jewelry store hired a bodyguard to escort a box of jewelry, but unfortunately he was robbed on the way. Throughout the robbery, the bodyguards kept on clinging to the jewels. Although the bodyguard didn't rob himself, the jewelry store owner still lost this box of jewelry. Why? Answer: The bodyguard and the treasure chest were robbed together.

16. What is the answer to the eagle's terminal illness: acrophobia.

17.++ Guess a fruit answer: pomegranate.

18. Rice soup drenches the head, please guess the star answer: Chow Yun Fat.

19. A mosquito turns clockwise around a newly bought high-efficiency mosquito trap lamp, but it can never be sucked in. Why? Answer: Because the mosquito trap lamp is not electrified.

20. House, palace, cave, mansion and cowshed, which word is different? Answer: Everything else in the cave is man-made.