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Mermaid teacher
Author: Azizi
Chapter 1 Living in our school
Updated 2008-2-1913: 42: 00 words: 188 14.
A [fish chasing its tail]
On Monday morning, the fish teacher who lives in our school pinched some apples and ate them.
Lock the door and go to work. Lock the door? Keys? ! The key is locked. A mouthful of apple humor turned into a fishbone stuck in the throat. Mr. Fish has long felt that fish is easy to make jokes. The wife took her son back to her mother's house last night; Before leaving, the little fish left the key like a tail flick, and took it off proudly and ironically, just one.
Only one. Now, lock the house.
What else is there? He abandoned it one after another.
Why not so early? !
The wife said: match the key. He is like a quiet old fish at the bottom of the deep sea, saying, Abhay. The wife said: I haven't matched the key yet. He was still like that, saying, ah, keep matching. The wife got a thorn and said, hey, are you worthy of the key? The old fish in the deep sea floor was bitten by a rare natural enemy. He circled like revenge, patted his chest three times and said, where? Where is it? Give it to me! Must match! He drew an angry fish and stabbed it in a circle. There are five words in the circle: key tomorrow. Put the photo and the photo of my son smiling brightly on the table for reference.
But this fish picture is always washed away by a dull and hurried tomorrow.
There are still five minutes to go. At 7: 48, the first class, he had no class and had to sit in class. Before, there was a small self-study, his; However, he was still eating whales, locked up and regretted it. Before that, he fell asleep at breakfast. Before that, the morning class was not his; Because it was his turn to rest yesterday. Before, morning exercises-not on; Today is Monday.
He looked at the reinforced glass window. This bunch of keys lay quietly on the coffee table. The head can't reach it, and neither can the hand.
Do you mean against thieves or me? How good the security environment in our school is ... why don't you say so? ...
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