Kneel for a few cold jokes.

My little name is Xiaomei and my big name is Damei.

It is said that when I was born, I came out laughing. The nurse carried me to the maternity ward. I smiled. I don't want all pregnant women with baby boys in the room to give birth prematurely. Those baby boys just came out with a head and didn't cry. They blinked their sticky eyes and walked around me, still babbling: beauty! Beautiful! It was not until I went out that I heard the waves howling behind me crying one after another.

When I was a child, my family hired a female college student as a tutor. After a day of teaching, she came because she felt too inferior in front of me. From then on, she never looked in the mirror again, and she cried as soon as she did. I stayed at home since I was a child, afraid to go out, because once I went to the park, drivers and pedestrians on the road stared at me, resulting in eight cars being hit, seven people being injured, six cyclists falling into sewers and five people hitting telephone poles. I went to the park once, and the next day, the flowers in the park withered. At that time, I didn't know what beauty was and why. When I was studying, my family gave me a veil to cover my face. I didn't lift the veil until I went to college. There is a beauty queen in the university who has a strong self-esteem. One day, she accidentally saw my face, and she was always cheerful. A few days later, she disappeared. I heard from my classmates that she went to Korea for plastic surgery. She came back from plastic surgery, secretly looked at my face, walked away silently without saying a word, and went to Korea the next day. I thought I could graduate smoothly. I don't want to study at night I go home by bike. At the school gate, my veil fell off, and the boy in front of me opened his eyes and saw him fall. He was sent to the hospital with a bang. The doctor said he had a heart attack because of extreme excitement. Before he died, he smiled and said the last three words: how beautiful!

For this, I feel deeply guilty. I ran to the overpass at night and cried. When I lifted my veil to wipe my tears, I was accidentally photographed by a reporter. The next day, my photo was published in the newspaper. On the third day, all the men in the city demanded a divorce. During the day, men wander on the overpass where I stand, and at night they sleep on the overpass under quilts.

I can't stay in this city any longer. My family decided to send me to America. I saw Mona Lisa's smile when I visited the art museum in America. Just when I took off my silent mirror to appreciate it, Mona Lisa covered her hand. From then on, the smile of the famous painting Mona Lisa disappeared, but another painting, Mona Lisa's Anxiety, appeared. It doesn't matter. I wear sunglasses and black veil when I travel every day. American intelligence agencies think that I am very talented as a female spy and should invite me to work in the intelligence agencies. One day, George W. Bush presided over a secret meeting. After the meeting, I went to the washstand in the bathroom to wash my face. Unexpectedly, George W. Bush came in as soon as I took off my veil. He looked at my face and said nothing. He knelt down and begged me to let him kiss me and be his lover. His threats forced me to promise that I would reconsider him in the future. Perhaps George W. Bush wanted me to make meritorious service and transfer me to his side conveniently, so there was no scandal, so he sent me to Iraq as a spy. Because of my work, I have more contact with Saddam Hussein. Unexpectedly, this caused the envy of George W. Bush, determined to get rid of old Sam, and finally let him find a chance. The war between the United States and Iraq broke out and Iraq was bombed. Old Sam went to jail for it.

I hate war, but this war broke out because of me. I am in great pain, and I hate myself. I decided to go back to China and ask the Buddha to grant me death at the Buddhist temple. I knelt down before the Buddha with my true face and said, Buddha, I am not a villain. I just let people, society and the world suffer so many sins because of beauty. Now I just want to ask the Buddha to give me death. Just after that, I looked up and saw the Buddha's face become a little stiff and said, you can't die. I won't let you die. I want to pursue you in a secular way. I panicked and ran away.

I ran to the seaside and asked myself, am I really that beautiful? I didn't believe it, so I ran to a hotel and opened a room. I face the mirror in the bathroom. I took off my clothes one by one. I have never seen my body in my life. ) I looked at my body quietly, and suddenly I choked, my heart slowed down and my mind went blank. I know I, I, I want to be beautiful on my own.