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What kind of wife are you looking for?
1. Ugly. "There are three treasures in a family. An ugly wife has thin ground and a worn-out cotton-padded jacket." Zhuge Kongming's daughter-in-law was ugly.
2. Strong and evil. I guarantee that you will not dare to eat, drink, go whoring or gamble, and I will ensure that you grow up healthily.
3. I love you. I will beat you when you are wrong and love you when you are good.
4. The family is rich and powerful. It can be your backing. If you want to be an official, you can be an official. If you want to drive a BMW, drive a BMW.
5. Someone who can understand your jokes and tell you the jokes you like to hear.
6. If you are a noble lady outside, are you at home? Hehe, it is best not to be a noble lady, but a *wife.
If the above conditions are met, that’s fine, so just settle down and get married. Believe me, this way, you will enjoy happiness for the rest of your life.
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