Domineering and funny personality signature

1. Being famous is like farting. It's not enough to ring once, it will stink for a while.

2. The biggest dream in this life is. Reincarnate as a thin man in the next life.

It doesn't matter what others think of you. The only important thing is that you like yourself very much.

4. If memory can be like a memory card, it won't be remembered after formatting.

5. You see how lovely Castle Peak is. Castle Peak will probably collapse when it sees you!

6. If you step on a banana peel and fall down, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

7. If nothing happens, we won't contact again.

8. Foreigners always like to pick up condoms used by China people and chew them in their mouths after processing.

9. I suddenly wonder if I love you too much out of love or because I am unwilling.

10, if you treat me like a game, I will kill you.

1 1. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.

12, people's peach blossom luck, like the physiological cycle, is bursting.

13, I can't forget you, so only when you forget me can I end this relationship.

14, what you say in love is called love talk. After breaking up, treat it as a joke.

15. I have something to do as a secretary, but nothing to do as a secretary.

16, sometimes, I just want someone to hold me tight until my mood really gets better.

17, not only talented, but also fat.

18, why did my face stop jumping!

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20. If you start to miss me, remember, I didn't leave by myself, you let go.

2 1, do I look like such a spineless person! Do you want to send me away with a lollipop? At least two are needed.

22, the fourth day of breaking up. Slowly let go, but still can't forget his familiar face.

23, the road is uneven, holding the local tyrants and not letting go.

24. It is said that the people in Hyun Dance are in good shape. I tell you, if you are so chalky every day, you will be thin.

25. It seems that if I don't let a chicken into the school, the school won't have a holiday.

26, love is just a high fever, missing is a cough that can't catch up.

27. Either way, you will get hurt. So what if I get hurt? At least I am strong and open.

28. Hello: Don't be sad! If you are unhappy, say it. Let's be happy.

29. Many times, what we can't change eventually changes us.

30. I patted you on the wall, but I couldn't pull it off.

3 1, it will be dark, people will change, three points are affectionate, seven points are deceptive, the road is still long, don't be too crazy, you don't necessarily know who will be brilliant in the future.

32. Loneliness is the reason why a beautiful love begins and an unfortunate love ends.

33. A blind cat may not be able to meet a dead mouse, but a scholar has long been a soldier.

34. The smartest men are playing dumb, and the smartest women are crazy.

35. After finishing the math problem, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and my heart doesn't even jump!

36. It is said that handing in a blank piece of paper can get three points, which is called clean paper.

37. You should learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online.

38. Don't talk about pulling rice when eating shit.

39. At some point, you should realize that some people can stay in your heart, but they won't appear in your life.

40. The equipment set by those people before and those set by those people after are the most hypocritical proof of our human nature.

4 1, I didn't stay, just because you are far away from my world.

42. I suddenly cry when I laugh, because I think of some things and some people.

43, seeking the root is to find the C disk.

44. Posing is a symbol of vitality, while vanity is a sign of youth.

45, we are a pair of derailed dog men and women, you are sick!

46. I am hurt in my heart. Can I really forget it without packaging?

47. I can't stand it. I will give you my doll.

48. A talented, rich and handsome man can't accompany you to the end.

49. When I was a child, I longed for a red dragonfly. When I grow up, I hope to get a pair of red dragonfly shoes.

50. I suddenly feel that I am the only one left in the world, and there is indifference everywhere!

5 1, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if there are many injuries.

52, acne, more than 700 million a year! Acne can circle the earth twice together.

53. Crying can solve sadness, and laughing can relieve mood.

54. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

I firmly believe that in the end, you will have nothing.

56, how many smiles on the surface, how many meditation grass mud horses in my heart.

57. If I can quit smoking successfully. I want to go to the moon to chase Chang 'e.

Dear, I owe my cold-blooded and fickle feelings to you. Do you know that you have contributed a lot?

59. The world is good without you. The air is so fresh and the sun is so bright.

60. There was a silence and the teacher was called.

6 1, you left without looking back, leaving me alone and at a loss.

62. Buy yourself a big bottle of Sprite and get yourself drunk.

63, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?

64. Even if you are more important to me, it won't make me lose myself and my principles.

65. A real brother is your woman when you need her most.

66. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will know.

67. Girl, please look in the mirror. It's clothes that look good together, not facial features.

68. Don't say that you love someone unconditionally. Love is always conditional. You can have nothing, but you want him to love you. Isn't that a condition?

69, the next stop is hell, see if there is * *.

70. Happiness means that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

7 1, if you dare to climb up my window and sing uneasily, I will sing the onion song with you.

72. What comes out of fragmentation is not liberation, but scarred.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake!

74. If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will turn into a frozen pear!

75. Don't give up being yourself. Life is too short to imitate others.

76. She gave me another black eye politely. A few years later, the doctor in a mental hospital told me that my delusion was made in vain by her.

77. There is no such thing as free? For lunch, who will give me the god of wealth and I will give it to him for free? Dinner.

78. Brother Green Arrow and Brother Huang Arrow were walking when they suddenly saw Yi Damei. As a result, Sister Pigeon chewed them up and gave birth to Xuanmai.

79. I am Manchu, but I have never been satisfied!

80. From beginning to end, I was just a person, struggling alone.

8 1, fleshy, I don't love you anymore, you go, don't be obsessed with me, let's break up!

82. I don't swear. Because I have better hands-on ability.

83. Don't eat pork and watch the pigs run.

84. I invite you to dinner today! Whoever goes pays!

85. Where you fall, you get up. Always falling that way, I suspect there is a pit!

86. If one day all the men in the world menstruate, I will sell sanitary classics.

87. Love doesn't last forever. Make any excuse and anyone can go first.

88. The missed years bloom in loneliness, but they waste the spring and summer of reincarnation.

89. Despair is not the saddest thing. The saddest thing is that you don't even have despair

90. You always hate me everywhere. If there is nothing wrong with me, I will still have a crush on you.