I haven't heard a joke for a long time. . . Who has a stomachache joke that can make people laugh? If you can think of it, you'd better make people laugh for days! Classic stuff.

1. During the war, a transport plane carried five passengers, namely, American, British, Japanese, a China primary school student and a priest. When the plane approached the war zone, its engine was blown out by stray bullets. After the captain announced that he had abandoned the plane, he parachuted and "burned". At this time, there are only four parachutes left on the plane. The American said unhurriedly, "I want to live for the American people" and jumped under an umbrella. The Englishman quickly said, "I want to live for Great Britain" and jumped with an umbrella. The Japanese said in a hurry. The priest asked, "Shouldn't there be only one?" China pupils said, "No! That Japanese guy just took my schoolbag! ! '