I have seen a joke in the joke altar before, and the topic is "A history lesson that makes teachers angry". Who knows?

In the history class of a famous university, the professor is asking students from all over the world: "to be or not to be?" Who is this famous saying from? "

After a long silence, Gutian stood up and said, "william shakespeare."

"Very well, who is called the conscience of Europe?

"romain rolland"

"Either give me freedom or let me die. Who did this famous saying first come from? "

"1775, Butrick Henry said."

"Very well, then, who said' by the people, by the people and for the people'?"

"1863, abraham lincoln said."

"Exactly, classmate. It was a Japanese student who answered the question just now, but as a student from a European country, he couldn't answer it. It's a pity. " The professor said with emotion.

"Fuck Japan!" Suddenly someone gave a cry.

"who! Who said that! " The professor's voice trembled with anger.

"1945, President Truman said." John stood up.

"What do you think you are doing?" The professor said angrily.

"Madonna said it." Jack also stood up.

"This is really disgusting, and it is simply lawless." The professor trembled with anger.

"At 199 1, when Bush met with the Japanese Prime Minister, he said," Stephen couldn't sit still either.

The class immediately fell into chaos, and all the students began to talk about it. Some students began to hiss: "Yeah! It' s fucking awesome. "

"Clinton told Lewinsky." Mary answered without expression.

The whole class was in chaos, and some students shouted at Gutian: "You are soaking shit, and I will kill you if you dare to speak again."

"200 1, Gary condit told Revy. (Note: White House intern Revy was murdered in Washington on 200 1. His ex-boyfriend, Democrat condit, was arrested as a suspect)

The professor was too angry to speak. After a while, he strode to the door. At the door, he gave everyone a cold look: "I'll be back."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger said." Bob finally cut in.

Gutian wronged a stand hand: "I didn't do anything bad, why?" "

"Leslie Cheung said Lee Hyo Ri a face of worship to answer.

All the students were in a circle, and Tom was a little dejected and despondent: "Damn it, we are finished."

"Hitler said." Hannova answered at once.

A student said, "Shit, we are in big trouble this time."

"In 2002, arthur anderson said," Jane replied.

(Note: Arthur Anderson, one of the top five accounting firms in the United States, went bankrupt in 2002 due to the Enron scandal.)

Wright sighed: "Today will be a very meaningful day."

"Bin Laden said it." Chris is finally proud that he can say a name.

"This is by no means my proudest day." Gutian said with shame.

"Tony Blair said." I don't know who is answering.

At this moment, the headmaster and the professor came in together. His face was livid and he said almost word for word, "You will pay for this!" " "

"Stalin said." The whole class answered in unison.