Journey to the West Daughter's Country Sketch Script

The king of the daughter country appeared: "Brother Tang Priest, please come with me!"

Tang Priest: "No! I am a Taoist. How can I do such a thing? " (steals a gulp of saliva)

King of Daughter Country: "What about your disciple?"

Tang Priest: "Well, as long as they are willing, I will never stop them."

King of the daughter country: "Good! Prime Minister, go and call some disciples of Elder Tang. "

(Several disciples took the stage)

People ask, "I wonder what the king and master want from us?"

Tang Priest: "The Queen wants to find a husband among you. What do you think? "

The Monkey King (jumping out first): "Master, my apprentice was crushed to death by Wuzhishan. Fortunately, I was saved by the master. I should have wholeheartedly escorted Master to the West for Buddhist scriptures. However, I made trouble in the Heavenly Palace and scolded the Tathagata. Even if I go to the Western Heaven, the Tathagata will definitely give me hard shoes. It's only a matter of time before I get fired. I might as well stay here. . . "

"Master," said Friar Sand, "Jason Wu used to be a general in rolling shutters, but after graduating from college, it's no problem to work in the Western Heaven. But now it's popular to do business in the sea. I studied fish farming in Liushahe for several years, and my daughter country is rich in water resources. I want to set up a fish farm in Zimu River to help my daughter country get rid of poverty as soon as possible, which is also called for by the corresponding countries! "

"Master," Pig said, "the old pig is willing to escort Master westward, although he is incompetent. . . However, carrying water for cooking and fertilizing the fields every day, such a heavy job, must be pressed on these weak shoulders. Master, do you have the heart? Is it true that monks pay attention to compassion? Although you can become a Buddha in the Western Heaven and have a house, what is it as long as you can share the worries for these poor women? If I don't go to hell, who will! ! ! Let me stay!

Friar Sand and the Monkey King: TNND! When did this idiot become so talkative?

Tang Priest: "I am embarrassed about this. All three of you have a chance to woo the queen. Whoever it is depends on your luck. "

The Monkey King: "I can change 72 times. I can ride a somersault cloud, make trouble in heaven, and fight Buddha. Strong body, never drink Huiren Shenbao. You follow me to somersault. Traveling to Europe and America, you don't have to buy a plane ticket, even your passport is saved! Hey, hey, are you tempted? "

King of Daughter Country: "Can you surf the Internet?"

The Monkey King: "Go online! I fell on the spider web when I was in the silk cave, and two sticks smashed the web, haha! "

King of Daughter Country: "Next!"

The Monkey King: "I am a national champion in boxing, cudgel and Sanda, and I have a double master's degree in raising horses and cultivating peaches. . . "

King of Daughter Country: "Next!"

Friar Sand thinks that although I have a clever mouth, I was lucky enough to read a love book, A Chinese Odyssey, the day before yesterday. Hey, hey, hey, something special. So he stood in the middle of the hall with his hands open. . . Friar Sand sings:

Only you are the love in my heart!

Only you, let me forget to learn!

Only you are the love in my heart!

Only you ......

King of the daughter country: "Oh, you are a big man! Next! "

Friar Sand: "No! Please! "

King of the daughter country: "Good! Give you another chance, why do you love me? "

Friar Sand (exulting in my heart: Here comes the opportunity, I have recited this classic dialogue N times): "Do you need a reason to love someone?" Need it? Need it? Need it? Need it? "

Daughter country: "disorderly stick out!"

(the Monkey King watches Friar Sand being beaten out, then takes a look at Pig's nose and thinks: It's me this time? )

Bajie (walking slowly to the center of the hall, his face full of vicissitudes) slowly read: "Forget it, Internet. Moonlight night, short matsuoka. Next to the computer, I am getting dressed. Relatively quiet, only the keyboard is busy. Remember, Zhu Jun Lang. Raise your glass and sing in a low voice. On heroes, laugh at the vicissitudes of life, meet each other and hate each other, only long love. "

The queen brightened at the moment and was about to speak. . .

Pig: "so far, I have nothing to hide." I am the CEO of Bajie. The company will be listed in the United States in three months. . . "

Daughter Wang fainted in Bajie's arms after hearing happiness and said, Dear, I love you very much! Others angrily turned and left! King Bajie embraced each other and went down.

(voiceover): At this time, the screams were like thunder, and 200 beautiful women fainted on the spot. The rest of you MM took out paper and pens and rushed to Bajie. . . The queen used 0.0 1 sec to worship heaven and earth and went straight to the bridal chamber. . . Then Tang Priest and others went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures.