What funny things did Tang Monk say in Journey to the West?

(1) Guanyin: Sun Wukong, you beast, you originally promised Tathagata Buddha to escort your master Tang Sanzang to get the Western Scriptures, but you actually colluded with the Bull Demon King to eat your master. Do you know Have you committed a mortal sin? Sun Wukong: Stop being so wordy! You chased me for three days and three nights, but I didn't kill you because you were a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you! Tang Monk: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this? Wukong: Wow! Don't make any noise! Tang Seng: You are scaring me again! Guanyin: Aren't you afraid of me? Why did you hurt Fairy Zixia and steal her Moonlight Box? Aren't you just trying to avoid me? Wukong: Since I can't hide, I will fight to the death with you! (Wukong throws the Moonlight Box carelessly and hits Tang Seng on the head.) Tang Seng: What are you doing again? (The two were about to start, suddenly...) Tang Seng: Hey, hey, hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Being angry will violate the precept of anger! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things away, but why did you... Look, you threw away the stick again before I finished speaking! The Moonlight Box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if it hits a child? Even if it doesn't hit the children, it's still wrong to hit those flowers and plants! (Wukong grabs the Moonlight Box in Tang Seng’s hand) Tang Seng: What are you doing? Wukong: Let go! Tang Seng: Do you want it? Wukong, if you want something, just say something. How will I know what you want if you don’t tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ...... Wukong: I'll pass! (Wukong knocks down Tang Monk with one punch.) Guanyin: Huh? Sun Wukong! Wukong: Did everyone see it? This guy talks at length about his mother-in-law and his mother-in-law. It’s like there’s a fly buzzing around you all day long. Sorry, it’s not just one fly. It’s a bunch of flies surrounding you, buzzing... buzzing... buzzing... flying into your ears. Inside, help! (Wukong fell to the ground and rolled over, extremely painful.) Wukong: So I grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, pulled out its intestines, then strangled its neck with its intestines and pulled hard, haha ??-! The whole tongue is sticking out! I raised the knife again and dropped it -! The whole world is purified. Now everyone understands why I want to kill him! Guanyin: Humph! Wukong, you have so many excuses, but you don’t want to get the Western Scripture at all! Wukong: Why are you talking so much? Just fight! (The two had a battle, and Wukong was surrendered by Guanyin and placed in the nectar bottle.) Guanyin: Today I will do justice for heaven! Tang Seng: Hey, hey, hey! If the apprentice makes a mistake, the master is also responsible. Please sister, please let him live! Guanyin: I can’t explain to the Jade Emperor if I don’t destroy him! Tang's Monk: Please tell my sister to the Jade Emperor that this poor monk is willing to sacrifice his life! (Sitting on the ground with hands folded, throwing the staff into the air) Say Amitabha! (The staff smashed Tang Monk to death.)