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The story of ants and elephants
This red ant has experienced many twists and turns and hardships on the elephant. It will capture another ant kingdom castle in three days at the speed of ants. Before the lame elephant arrives in red river valley for a drink and a bath, it must climb into the elephant's ear and tell the elephant a terrible and unbearable number of dead ants. This red ant almost fell to the ground from the elephant's bare stomach several times. He finally climbed to the elephant's ear and said out of breath:
"You damn elephant, with one foot left before, one foot left after, one foot right before and one foot right after, you trampled on countless castles in our ant kingdom. The number of ants killed and injured completely exceeded dozens of times, even hundreds, thousands and tens of thousands of times. I'm going to bring in ants from all kinds of families around the world and eat you bite by bite. Thousands of miles of levees were destroyed by ant nests. Do you know what this means, you should be chopped up, damn elephant? The best answer: a huge project (the embankment of a thousand miles) may be destroyed because of a small mistake, just because of our ant nest. You dead elephant can't even beat a mouse, can you beat a huge ant tribe like us? ! We, a huge ant tribe, are afraid of you, a lame elephant! ! "
When the elephant heard this, it was very weak, I didn't know where it came from, and it was very powerful. It would rather die than surrender and die in the battlefield, scaring the elephant to faint on the spot. When the elephant woke up, a lark laughed at the elephant and said,
"Uncle elephant, that was the day before yesterday. A red ant crawled into your ear hole. It is threatening you. You wouldn't be so scared! The world has changed, and it is really time for our birds' lark, lark' to sing a hymn. "
The elephant shook its long nose angrily and told the ant:
"What I just said to you is like farting. Play it again."
The poor red ant, hearing the voice of the elephant master, died on the spot, died in the grave, and was buried with jade elephant ears. Its death may be due to three days of fear; It may also be that he died of eating, drinking and fatigue three days ago; More likely to die from an avalanche of elephants. How did this red ant die? Only the elephant told the story of it and the red ant.
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