Accept three classic jokes, "Give your wife a happy time" and laugh off your teeth, "No compensation!

One day, Xiaoming accidentally dropped his Crazy Love 4 into the river. The river god sympathized with Xiao Ming, so he took out a crazy love 5 from the river and asked Xiao Ming: Is this yours? Xiao Ming answered no. He Shen picked up the crazy 4S again and asked, Is this yours? Xiao Ming answered not yet. Finally, take it out and be crazy. 4 ask if this is yours? Xiao Ming answered this happily. River God rejoices: Honest boy, you can have all three lunatics. It can't be used anyway .........

Female directors took a driving test. The person in front got off the bus. It is her turn. She is very nervous! She opened the car door ... and shouted, "Coach! Where is the steering wheel? " The examiner looked back at her and said calmly, "You opened the back door ..."

To eat Lamian Noodles, a sister came in, "Boss, a small bowl!" Boss "How thick do you want to eat?" "How thick you eat, how thick I eat!" -_-||