Humorous short sentences

Funny short sentences in sand sculpture

1. How to describe your cooking skills? You can cook a good kitchen. You may not believe it, but the pot made the first move.

2. Nowadays, boys are so bad, whiter than girls, taller than girls, more beautiful than girls, and they compete with girls for boyfriends!

3. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

4. Don't expect to lose weight, Bajie hasn't lost weight after walking 18, miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

5. After 9: p.m., don't make video calls with girls, because their faces have been restored to factory settings.

6. If swimming can lose weight, how can whales become so fat?

7. It is said on the Internet that egg white can maintain hair! I hit an egg on my head in the shower! As a result, the water was too hot to hang an egg flower!

8. someone saved your number to call you. I am different. I refused to answer it.

9. Some people collect idle treasures. Anyway, I am idle.

1. Change lanes to the right and turn on the left turn signal. The coach said to me, "Why, confuse the enemy behind?"

11. Blink your eyes if you like, and put your left foot on your right shoulder if you don't like it.

12. When you like someone, your brain will automatically add filters, whiten and exfoliate, and when you don't like someone, it will change to the original picture every second.

13. "Do you like my angel's face or the devil's figure?" "I like your sense of humor.