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What time is it now? Wife: Ten o'clock. Husband: Is it complete? Wife: It's too early. No one else is sleeping! Husband: I mean ten o'clock sharp? Wife: Eleven o'clock then. Husband: Shit, I asked you if it was 10 sharp. Wife: Shit, 1 1 point as a whole. If you don't leave me alone all day, you won't feel well, will you? Husband: I just asked, is it 10 o'clock sharp? Wife: Fix it, fix it now. ...
A young woman coaxed her children to sleep with grandpa at night. The child doesn't want to go, the young woman said, I will go if you don't go.
Grandpa said in a positive tone: educate children to be honest, and do what you say. You can't cheat children and old people!
A man once gave his girlfriend a lot of blood because of a traffic accident. After the two fell out, the man insisted on returning the blood debt. In a rage, his girlfriend took out a sanitary towel and smashed it in his face, yelling, "This is the down payment, and I will pay you back every month!" " "
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