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How can I drink without pulling my face?

SB! Then stop drinking. Enough!

I don't think you need to worry. I'm afraid you don't know the real reason why you're not drunk? It is precisely because you blush when you drink (in the terminology of drinkers) that you can drink well without getting drunk.

As soon as wine enters your stomach, alcohol will react with an enzyme secreted by the liver that breaks down alcohol. The reason why you don't get drunk easily is that there are a lot of enzymes in your body that decompose alcohol, and of course the decomposition speed is faster than the average person.

In the process of decomposition, this phenomenon will appear on the human body surface: blushing and rising body temperature can accelerate the volatilization of alcohol in the body. Because you evaporate quickly, a lot of heat takes away excess alcohol in your body, so it is not easy to get drunk.

Why do people feel cold before they wake up from drinking? It is also because the accumulated heat in the body is used and dissipated too much and too quickly during drinking, so they can't adapt immediately.

If one day you suddenly find that your face is not red when you drink, that's not good! Needless to say, your drinking capacity must have declined.

As for those who drink thousands of cups and still keep a straight face, laugh and have a leisurely manner, it is very simple that they are born with a large number of enzymes specializing in alcohol.

This kind of person, well, not without, is rare, is rare in the world! How can you compete with them? You want to be like them, to be honest, it's hard. But you are already great! According to your current characteristics, I estimate that few people who don't blush can drink better than you. If you don't believe me, please recall, is it because everyone is drunk and only your wine wakes up the fastest?

There is a joke among drinkers. Have you ever heard of it? "Red face is loyal, white face is traitor" So, you are a "loyal" person, so don't smile!

I'll teach you a trick: as long as you drink again, you can show off your "special blush" to others! When you show off your pride, you can also laugh and ridicule others' "white face" or "deadpan"! After a long time, your drinking buddies will feel inferior in front of you. It's just a pity Haha, that's cool! It is fun to think about it! ! Little LZ gives points! !