Ask foreigners jokes about speaking Chinese (because the complement is wrong)

Don't bully foreigners who don't understand Chinese.

When I was in college, several of our classmates took elective courses. After it was done, an African brother came to the first row, which was very dark. One of my classmates blurted out, "It's fucking black", and I didn't want foreigners to look back and just say, "It's fucking yellow."

We collapsed on the spot.

A friend saw an African foreigner in Nantah: "Hello, your mother is a monkey."

Foreigners use pure Tianjin dialect: "Your mother is a gorilla!"

Two women and a foreign man are in the elevator together. A woman sees a foreigner's chest hair is very long, so she says to another, Look, this foreigner's chest hair is so sexy. Who knows that the foreigner suddenly replied: thank you!

I remember a cousin told me that when he was working at Beijing West Railway Station, he had a colleague from other places. He pointed to a black man and shouted loudly in nonstandard Mandarin: "Look, that black man is really Japanese!" "

I saw the black man waving his fist and threatening in more standard Mandarin than that colleague: "Boy, are you going to be beaten?"

My cousin's colleague suddenly died. ......

Yeah, I've been there, too. My girlfriend and I were playing in the skating rink, and my girlfriend fell down many times, so I said, "Pig, look at that foreign beauty over there, much taller than you, and how well she rowed." As a result, she stepped over and said, "Thank you, handsome guy." Faint, I quickly said in English, "notatall."

The last time I had dinner at Wudaokou, I heard a bunch of foreigners speaking Spanish when I was waiting in line for dinner, so I casually told my friends that there were quite a few Spanish students in the Language Institute!

As a result, a foreigner turned around and said, "I'm not Spanish, I'm Colombian, and I can't tell the difference between a South American accent and a Spanish accent, which means you didn't pass the hearing."

Then I swaggered away with my plate, leaving me and my friends there. ......

Once my father climbed the Great Wall and walked, and saw a tall white man sitting on the steps. Father said to the people around him, "Look at that foreigner. It's boring to climb up."

The white man said, "Can't I have a rest?"

This article is taken from The Wanderer.