Make fun of girls.

My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

I said, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig!" " From now on, I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you can't help yelling at me in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "

I am happy when you are happy, I am happy when you are happy, I am worried when you are thin, I am thin when you are sick, I laugh when you are strong, and I have money because I sold you, good pig, good pig.

I want to be an emperor, but I'm afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble.

Want to be a minister, afraid of being robbed; Want to be a secretary, afraid of getting angry; Want to be a manager, afraid of giving gifts; Want to be a contractor, afraid of falling down; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid you're slow.

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It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry This is a gift from my immortal brother. From then on, you will live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid.

God knows you are thirsty and created water. God knows you are hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no idiot in this world, and he created you by the way.

Since ancient times, a mathematical equation is correct (A = B, B = C), so A = C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig!