What can be written in English handwritten newspapers?

Compositions, famous quotes, jokes, riddles

Famous quotes: Genius is formed in quiet, character in the stream of life.-----Goethe

Genius is formed in tranquility, and character comes from the torrent of life. -----Goethe

Wherever valor true is found, truemodesty will there abound.-----W. S. Gilbert

Sincere bravery includes humility. -----Gilbert

Life can only be understood backwards, But it must be lived forward.-----Kierkergaard

Life can only be understood backwards, But it must be lived forward. If you want to live well, you must look forward

. -----Kierkegaard

Famous classics

A Night Mooring By Maple

-----Zhang Ji

Moon's down ,crows cry and Frost fills all the sky. By maples and boat lights, I sleepless lie. Outside Suzhou Hanshang Temple is in sight. Its ringing bells reach my boat at midnight.

MAPLE Night mooring on the bridge

-----Zhang Ji

The moon is setting and the sky is full of crows and frost, and the river maple and fishing fire are facing melancholy.

At Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City, the bell rang at midnight to reach the passenger ship.

2008 Windsurfing Division-----

Qingdao Promotional Words

Highlight Olympic Spirit and Culture.

Carry forward the Olympic spirit , spread the Olympic culture.

Green Olympics Green Qingdao.

Green Olympics, Green Qingdao.

Meeting in Beijing Sailing in Qingdao.

Meet in Beijing and sail in Qingdao.

Set Olympic Sails and Build Our Beautiful Home.

Set Olympic Sails and Build Our Beautiful Home.

English joke: He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

He won

Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother?

Johnny: He is ill and bedridden. He was injured.

Tom: That’s too bad. What’s going on?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean out the farthest out of the window, and he won.

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me ," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

his ear is in my pocket

Ivan returned home with a bleeding nose. His mother asked, "What happened?"

"A boy bit me," Ivan said.

"Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked.

“I recognize him wherever he goes,” Ivan said. "His ears are still in my pocket."

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday ?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more . But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

Good boy

Little Robert asked Mom wants her two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You are such a good boy," my mother said proudly. "I'll give you two cents more. But why are you so interested in that old lady?"

"She's a candy seller."