Do you have any funny jokes to tell to ease the atmosphere?

Xiao Li is a friend of mine. He said, "Let's go! Please go swimming! " I said, "No!" He said, "Why?" I said, "The water is so dirty that they all pee in it." He said, "Then we'll pee in it!" I said, "No." Then he went by himself. He called me after playing for less than half an hour. He said, "Bring me three hundred dollars. I was caught peeing. " I said, "How did I get caught?" He said, "People pee in the water and I pee on the platform." The next day, I went secretly without washing my face. Call me again after not playing for half an hour. He said, "Give me 300 yuan, and I was caught peeing again." I said, "How did I catch it again?" He said, "Forget it, I peed in the water. I was fined 300 yesterday. On the third day, I went again. Call me again after not playing for half an hour. I said, "Give me 300 yuan, and I'm caught peeing again." I said, "How did I catch it again?" He said, "forget it, I caught a cold yesterday and took a shit when I peed." "On the fourth day, I went again. Call me again after not playing for half an hour. I said I was caught peeing again. " I said, "How did I catch it again?" He said, "Don't mention it. I saw a super hot beauty today, and what she brought out when she peed was actually a white sticky substance. " On the fifth day, I went again. Call me again after not playing for half an hour. I said, "Give me 300 yuan." I said, "How did I catch it again?" He ... . . . . . . . "On the sixth day, I went there again. Call me again after not playing for half an hour. I said, "Give me 300 yuan." I said, "Why did I catch it again?" He said, "Don't mention it. People were scared away when I came." I said. . . . . . . . . "On the seventh day, I went again. Call me again after not playing for half an hour. I said, "Give me 300 yuan." I said, "How did I catch it again?" He said, "When I came, everyone in the swimming pool peed." On the eighth day, I went again. Call me again after not playing for half an hour. I said, "Give me 300 yuan." "I:" . . . . . . . "On the ninth day, I went again. Call me again after not playing for half an hour. I said, "Give me 300 yuan." I said, "I caught it again." He said, "Forget it, I can't pee. People won't let me go. " I said. . . . . . . . . "On the tenth day, I went again. Call me again after not playing for half an hour. I said, "Give me 300 yuan." I said, "How did I catch it again?" He said, "Forget it, I haven't peed yet. If people see me again, they will be fined 300 yuan first. " Me: ". . . . . . . . . "On the eleventh day, the swimming pool issued new regulations, and anyone who urinates in the swimming pool was fined 3,000 yuan, and the tools for committing crimes were confiscated ...