Writing composition jokes in the third grade of primary school

1. Write a joke in grade three. Write a joke in grade three. Write a joke in grade three. Write a joke in a 300-word composition topic: Fishing Once upon a time, there was a man who was a big slacker. One morning, he had breakfast. His wife asked him to go to the fields to see if there were any bugs in the crops. He said, "I'm not going, I'm going to play."

His wife had no choice but to let him play. This man walks like this. When he saw a man fishing by the river, he stopped to watch him fishing in Zhijia. The fisherman caught a big fish, a small fish, a crucian carp and a grass carp.

The man never left from morning till noon. His wife came over and asked him what you were doing here. He hasn't come home for a long time. He said, "I'm watching people fishing inside."

His wife said, "You see people catch so many fish, can you fish with a hook?" . He said, "I don't have time."

……。

2. 300-word joke composition in the third grade of primary school. Colleagues go to other places on business, and local colleagues are very hospitable. That night, they held a banquet in a private room in characteristic hotel. After sitting down, a dozen men and women have been chatting, and only one person is ordering. After ordering, I asked everyone's opinion: "The food is ready. Is there anything else to add? " ?

In this case, in Beijing, we usually ask the young lady to quote the name of the dish she ordered. So a buddy in Beijing said, "Miss, report it." ?

Miss saw his one eye, nothing happened. ?

"Miss, report it!" Dude, it's a little urgent. ?

Miss face flushed, still nothing happened. ?

"What? Let you report that you didn't hear it? " Dude, it's really urgent. ?

A female colleague hurriedly dozen circle field: "Miss, please report one by one, ah." ?

The young lady mumbled something and asked, "So, so ... is it okay to hold a woman instead of a man?" ?

"poof!" A female colleague just took a long sip of tea and sprayed it all on the person in front. A dozen people laughed, and the young lady was at a loss. ?

It's time to serve Let's have a mixed face lift first. A large plate of thin face was served, followed by several dishes of ingredients and sauces. Miss didn't pay attention when serving, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. That buddy is also deliberately teasing, pretending to be unhappy and asking the young lady: "What should I do?" ?

The young lady said calmly, "Whatever you want." ?

"What do you say?" ?

"What do you want to do?" ?

"What do you usually do here?" ?

3. 300-word joke composition in the third grade of primary school. Colleagues go to other places on business, and local colleagues are very hospitable. That night, they held a banquet in a private room in characteristic hotel.

After sitting down, a dozen men and women have been chatting, and only one person is ordering. After ordering, I asked everyone's opinion: "The food is ready. Is there anything else to add? " ? In this case, in Beijing, we usually ask the young lady to quote the name of the dish she ordered.

So a buddy in Beijing said, "Miss, report it." ? Miss saw his one eye, nothing happened.

? "Miss, report it!" Dude, it's a little urgent. ? Miss face flushed, still nothing happened.

? "What? Let you report that you didn't hear it? " Dude, it's really urgent. ? A female colleague hurriedly dozen circle field: "Miss, please report one by one, ah."

? The young lady mumbled something and asked, "So, so ... is it okay to hold a woman instead of a man?" ? "poof!" A female colleague just took a long sip of tea and sprayed it all on the person in front. A dozen people laughed, and the young lady was at a loss.

? It's time to serve Let's have a mixed face lift first. A large plate of thin face was served, followed by several dishes of ingredients and sauces.

Miss didn't pay attention when serving, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. That buddy is also deliberately teasing, pretending to be unhappy and asking the young lady: "What should I do?" ? The young lady said calmly, "Whatever you want."

? "What do you say?" ? "What do you want to do?" ? "What do you usually do here?" ? .

4. Since the composition of "telling jokes" for third-grade pupils in Jiangsu Education Edition is only available in the third grade, I will use my third-grade composition: \ r \ nMy dream \ r \ nThe first paragraph: I love dreaming, and I like to have some strange dreams, but only one dream impressed me the most.

\r\n Paragraph 2: I couldn't sleep unexpectedly on this day. Lying in bed tossing and turning, it took a long time to fall asleep in a daze.

\ r \ nParagraph 3: \ r \ nI screamed. Why did I scream? Because the snake in front of me came out of nowhere! At this moment, the snake said, "Don't be afraid, little friend! I mean no harm, I'm just asking for help for the snake family! \ \ "\ r \ n \ \ "Help? "I don't believe it. \ \ "It's true, in recent years, people have been killing us at will, 5555, and the number of our family members is gradually decreasing ... \ \" The snake began to cry.

\r\n Paragraph 4: \ \ "Ding Ding Ding ~ ~ ~ ~ ~" The * * in my head rang, and I sat up at once, but I was lost in long thought.

5. Jokes suitable for primary school students One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountains to pick fruits.

He announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing."

All the children went to pick fruit.

As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."

Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? "

A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."

Once upon a time, there was a horse! It ran into the sea.

So, it becomes a "hippocampus"!

Another friend of this horse fell into the river in order to find the horse that fell into the sea. Later, he became a hippo.

The third horse is white. In order to find two missing friends, it came to a city with chaotic traffic.

It was run over by several cars in a row, leaving several black stripes on its body.

Turns out to be a zebra!

One day, the fourth horse went to a factory to find the companions of the first three horses and was transformed into an "iron horse".

But later, those horses could not escape the fate of being eaten, and all of them were made into "Shaqima", which ravaged all the horses and became a world without horses.

One day, the animals smelled an unpleasant smell in front of Guan Gong Temple.

The snake said, "I am too young to fart so smelly." It must be a cow. 」

The cow said, "I eat grass, and I won't fart so smelly." 」

The pig said, "people who fart will blush." 」

Suddenly, Guan Gong rushed out, knocked the pig away, and said, "How many times have I told you, I was born blushing. 」

6. Third grade composition, write something I think is ridiculous. In my mind, there is such a thing that it is funny to think of it. I think it's funny to write it.

That morning, I went for a walk in the yard after breakfast. I picked up a cane and chewed it. My mother said with a knife that she was going to cut lettuce. I went to the yard with my mother, cut the lettuce and went home.

I will go home after eating sugar cane. When I was approaching the second floor, I suddenly had an epiphany and wanted to play hide-and-seek with my mother.

I saw my mother jump off the floor and come out. As soon as my mother came out, I ran to a corner of the house and hid.

Mother cried and said, "Zan, Zan, it's time to do your homework!" Looking for me everywhere. My mother started looking for me in the yard and asked my parents, grandparents if they had seen me. They didn't see me, and my mother was anxious. It's funny to think about it when I was in the sixth grade.

Look for me in the room and bathroom on the first floor again, but I still can't find it. My mother doesn't know that I'm snickering in the house and secretly enjoying myself! My mother ran to the second floor and took a cursory look at my room. I stopped laughing at once, my heart was pounding and I almost jumped into my throat for fear that my mother would find me. Mom didn't see me and ran to the third floor. I'm playing with toys in my room! At this time, my mother began to spread a "wanted order": "Jun Jun, if you don't come out, I will hit someone, and if you don't come out again, I will give you a good beating ..." I was really afraid that my mother would hit me, so I made a noise with my toy and sang something I didn't even know.

Mom just found me. I smiled as soon as she found me. "Mom, you are so interesting. I can't find it. " "I ... I ..." Mom scratched her head, trying to find an excuse.

It's interesting to think about it. It's funny to think about it

7. The composition of the third grade of primary school, about 300 words. I am an ordinary little boy.

I have a pair of big eyes, as bright as the eyes of a little tiger. My body is very strong. Everyone who meets me says, "Wow, this little boy is really strong!" " "I am good at telling jokes.

Once in a music class, the Teachers' Day saved a little time for students to tell jokes, solve riddles on the lanterns. Finally, it's my turn to tell you.

I strode to the front, thinking: the first time I tell a joke in front of my teachers and classmates, I must tell it well. In the middle of the classroom, I stopped and stood in front of my teachers and classmates, telling a joke about baldness with confidence.

In just a few words, the students laughed five times and laughed their heads off! Seeing my classmates laughing like this, I couldn't help laughing. The students all gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Well said!" Hearing this, I almost jumped for joy.

Listen, I'm fine! Not only do I tell jokes well, but I also write a good composition. How good is it? To tell you the truth, my composition was published in China Business Daily. My composition also won the third prize in the provincial competition! I want to write a good composition and try to win the first prize in the future.

I play the erhu better because I like it. I remember the day before school, I suddenly said to my mother, "Mom, I want to learn erhu."

Hearing this, my mother said, "Stop learning! You'll get bored. And I will be very strict ... ""Stop.

What can't I overcome? I'm not afraid! "I interrupted my mother. But mom still disagreed.

Later, I still wanted to learn erhu. I told my mother for a year, and my mother finally agreed. So I study hard and practice hard.

Up to now, my erhu is playing better and better. If you don't believe me, listen to me play some songs. I have many advantages, but I still have shortcomings.

I have a bad temper. Whenever things are not done well, I get angry.

Therefore, I often do things by halves. I must get rid of my shortcomings and make myself better and better.

8. Funny China joke 1. A gecko got lost in front of a securities company. Just then, a crocodile crawled over and tried to eat it. In desperation, the little gecko hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted, "Mom!" " Crocodile is stupefied, immediately burst into tears: "Son, you've just been trading stocks for half a month and you're so thin?" ! "

2. A gentleman was flying for the first time. He was too scared to open his eyes. 15 minutes later, he opened his eyes, looked out of the window and shouted, "Hey, flying so high, people are like ants. ! "

The neighbor said, "That's an ant. The plane has not taken off yet. "

3. A lumberjack applied for a job.

Go to the Woods ahead. See how many trees you can saw in a minute. ..

In a minute. .

Foreman: Wow. 20 trees a minute. It's amazing. .. where did you work before?

Worker: Sahara forest.

Foreman: Never heard of it. . I've only heard of the Sahara desert.

Worker: Yes. .. and changed its name!

After working in the company, several computers get together to fight the landlord, and the water dispenser also plays. He loses every time, but he still insists on taking part every day. The sofa didn't understand, so she asked the chair, "The water dispenser is lost every day. Why are you still playing so hard? " ? The chairman said, "Are you out of your mind to ask such a question?

There are five eggs in the refrigerator. The first said to the second: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible ~!

The second said to the third: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible, it's terrible ~!

The third said to the fourth: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao.

The fifth egg heard it: get out ~! Lao zi is kiwi fruit ~! ! !

6. Xiaoming: "Wow, why is your face so swollen?"

Xiaole: "Alas, I was bitten by a mosquito when I was boating with my father yesterday. . . "

Xiaoming: "So swollen, you must have been stung by it for a long time?"

Xiaole: "As soon as it stopped in my face, it was killed by my father with an oar."

Xiao Ming: "! ! ! "

7. A little tiger came slowly, blushing and asked the little squirrel, "Excuse me, can I eat you?"

The little squirrel thought the question was funny and said, "Is this your first time eating animals?"

The little tiger was even more embarrassed and said, "Yes, mom is not at home."

The little squirrel asked curiously, "What did you eat before?"

"……"

"What? Speak louder, I can't hear you. "

"eat milk!" Say that finish, the little tiger's face is redder.

8. A man passed by a wheat field and found a cow without horns. He asked the farmer, "Why doesn't this cow have horns?"

The farmer said, "Cows have no horns for many reasons. Some are hereditary, some are sick and fall off, and some are lost because of long horns with other cows. This cow has no horns, that's because it is a donkey. "

9. A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. " Man: "I want a wife ..." The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then disdained to say: "I am starving and covet beauty! Pathetic! " Then he disappeared. Man: "... cake."