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What can I say after drinking?

1, porridge in the morning can fill your stomach, but wine in the middle of the night can fill your stomach.

I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

3, don't drink more than six points drunk, eat more than seven points full, love more than eight points drunk, but most people are often drunk, eat enough, and then love to be a fool.

4. Drink if you have wine, and love if you have affection. Life is so short, it really passes after a few times of restraint.

5. Some people can't leave the wine for three sentences, while others can't leave the sorrow for one sentence.

6. I am lonely and energetic. Would you like to go with me? Are you willing to get drunk and run for freedom?

7. If you don't want to drink wine, do it first. Those who don't want to see it are greeted with smiles.

8. May you dream of endless wine and wake up drunk.

9. No one can satisfy all adults. Many things are like eating. Six or seven points is enough. Do not die.

10, I hate the taste of wine, but I love being drunk.