Who can tell an interesting joke?

An American, a Frenchman and an China were walking in the desert when they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man came out. The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" "

The American was the first to say, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money." The fairy said, "it's simple, it suits you!" Let's talk about the second wish. " The American said: I want a lot of money! After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home." The fairy said, "No problem." "So the American returned to America with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Frenchman again.

The Frenchman said, "I want beautiful women!" " The fairy gave him a beautiful woman. The French said, I want beautiful women! The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman ... The Frenchman finally said, "Send me back to France. "

After the fairy sent the Frenchman back to China, she asked the China people what they wanted. China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy gave it to him and asked him what his second wish was. China people said, "Another bottle of Erguotou!" ! The fairy asked him what his third wish was. The people of China said, "I miss China and Americans very much. Please bring them back. ".

the second part

France and the United States are extremely popular, but they are helpless. They had to keep walking. When they left, they saw another bottle. After opening the plug, another person came out. The man said, "I am a disciple of that immortal just now. My magic is not as high as his, and I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you."

The French and Americans think it's better to let China speak first, lest he take it back later.

Therefore, China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy realized his wish. The French and Americans urged the people of China to express their second wish as soon as possible.

After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the immortal, "It's all right, it's all right. Go away. "

the third part

Americans and French continue to trudge angrily with China. When they left, they saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another man floated out. The man said, "I am the apprentice of that immortal, and I can only satisfy one wish of each of you!" " The American quickly said, "I never want to see that China person again." The fairy said, "All right." Then he turned to the Frenchman and asked, "What about you?" The Frenchman quickly said, "I don't want to see that China person either." The fairy said, "All right." Then he turned to the China man and asked, "What about you?" China people said, "What they said doesn't count."

part four

So the Americans and the French gnashed their teeth and followed the China people, and when they walked, they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, another man floated out. The man said, "I am an apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy the three of you with one wish!" "

Americans and French shouted in unison, "What did China say?". The man said, "OK", so he turned to China and asked, "What do you want to say?"

China people said, "Let them all go back to their respective countries and don't suffer with me." .