Who has jokes about steamed stuffed buns and noodles? Come on, everybody, 3Q.

Part 1 One day, the steamed stuffed bun and noodles had a big fight, but the steamed stuffed bun was beaten out of the water by the noodles because of too much meat. So when I left, I left a message for noodles: "Don't go, I'll ask my partner to teach you a lesson." Steamed buns went to make an appointment for fried buns, steamed buns and so on. , ready to find the noodle theory. When I met instant noodles on the road, buns and others fought around instant noodles. After the instant noodles were beaten, he asked the steamed stuffed bun why he hit him. The steamed stuffed bun replied, "Don't think that you won't recognize you if you burn your hair!" " "Part 2 said that after the instant noodles were hit by the sea, they felt very unhappy, so they went to settle accounts with steamed buns with rice noodles, oolong noodles, Japanese soba noodles and slag river noodles. Unexpectedly, I met steamed buns on the road. I looked at instant noodles for a while and said, "Brothers, let's go!" " "Instant noodles are flat and harder. After squashing the steamed bread, the noodle man left. Later, someone asked instant noodles, "You just hit so hard that we didn't know you hated him so much." Instant noodles said, "I thought it would be nice to have a little K. I didn't expect him to pretend to be cute and wear children's clothes ... the more I think about it, the angrier I get ~" Part 3 said that after instant noodles were smashed into buns, the more I think about it, the angrier I get. Because I want to have a stall, I'm going to find steamed buns with everyone again. Unexpectedly, I fell down on the road and met a cut bag. Wow! Instant noodles roared and took the lead in beating them up, which made everyone feel a little miserable. Everyone pulled the instant noodles away and asked them, "Why are you so angry?" Instant noodles said, "It's too much, just pretend to be cute, and give me some hair ..." After learning why they were beaten, Part 4 steamed buns felt very wronged, so they told the situation to the steamed buns with vegetables, bean paste, fried buns and pickled cabbage ... "You stay here, and we'll get a perm ..." They were very angry and went to get even with instant noodles. When I met rice noodles on the road, I repaired them badly ... When I left, I said, "Dude, you can stay at home if your hair is burnt. Don't look at other people's cuteness, you will be psychologically unbalanced! " "Part 5 said that after the last steamed stuffed bun was beaten by noodles, I was depressed enough, so I found steamed buns, colorful treasures, fried dumplings, soup dumplings and other packages to eat hot pot to remove mold. As soon as I saw Flammulina velutipes when I entered the door, the package man beat Flammulina velutipes indiscriminately. Leave a sentence "Don't think I won't recognize you if you wear a hat!" " The sixth part Aunt Kim also wants revenge. She found mushrooms, shiitake mushrooms and kohlrabi! I met meatballs on the road and beat that guy up without saying anything. Meatballs refused to accept and asked why they hit him. I only heard Aunt Jin say, "Don't think I won't recognize you if you run naked!" " "The seventh part says that noodle people and steamed stuffed bun people have deep grievances. Both sides often fight if they don't like it. One day, a group of noodle people were wandering on the road and saw barbecued pork buns alone. When the enemy met each other, he was particularly jealous. He remembered the grievances of instant noodles and others before, and beat the barbecued pork buns without saying anything. Noodles also shouted: "hit me hard, don't let him go, because he vomited blood!" " "The eighth poor barbecued pork bun went to the steamed bread for help. In a rage, the steamed stuffed bun went to fight with red bean cake and mung bean cake. When the war is on the verge, everyone will flee. I saw French fries leisurely pressing the road. Without saying anything, a group of people beat and kicked at the French fries. The steamed stuffed bun was still angry, so he mended his feet and said, "If you hit someone, go shopping in glittering clothes!" "I owe you a foot! Keep calling me. " Part 9 said that after the French fries were beaten, he felt it was really unreasonable, so he went to his good friend Banana Bar to complain. Hearing this, Banana Strip thought that the noodle family was dragging down the French fries, so Daoxiao Noodles, Lamian Noodles and Hollow Powder asked them to find a place for the steamed stuffed bun family. I didn't expect to meet meatballs on the way. These noodles are red and white, so they beat meatballs and couldn't get up. When he left, Banana Strip left a message: "Don't come out and be seen by me next time if you don't practice invisibility. The translucent steamed stuffed bun was discovered at once! " Part 10 The continuous street war between noodles and steamed buns has made many innocent passers-by suffer greatly and even become a part of the war. On this day, the two ethnic groups, noodles and steamed bread, fought in the streets again. I saw an innocent passerby being attacked from both sides at the same time, which aroused the sympathy of many onlookers. Passerby A: "What's the matter? Why do the two sides join hands to hit a passerby? " Passerby B: "I heard that it is because that person's posture is ambiguous." Passerby A: "Is it so serious?" Passerby B: "I can't help it. Who called him "noodles" and "bags"? " Part 1 1 It is said that the problem of steamed buns and noodles is getting deeper and deeper. Whenever two factions take to the streets to seek revenge, pedestrians should avoid it. On this day, when the noodle family was pressing the road, the spaghetti saw the steamed bread opposite and shouted, "Don't go if you have courage!" " Rush across the street and make steamed bread with all my brothers. The dying steamed bread said, "You ... why did you hit me?" The spaghetti replied mercilessly, "Do you think I won't recognize you if you go for plastic surgery? Dead steamed stuffed bun! "