A classic joke used to coax a daughter-in-law

1. A couple is walking in the park. The woman asked the boy, what should I do if I am pregnant? The boy said, abort, and then the girl left angrily. A month later, they met again in the park. The woman asked the boy, "Did you have a miscarriage?" ? The boy replied affirmatively, I knocked it off. The girl turned and left. This time, the girl didn't ask again, but silently took out the household registration book from her bag. A couple is eating in a restaurant. The man suddenly wants to fart, but he doesn't want to put it in front of the woman. So he said to his wife, "I'm going to the bathroom. You eat first." My wife also wants to fart, but she is afraid of her husband's embarrassment and wants her husband to leave a good impression in front of his colleagues. She said to her husband, "I also want to go to the toilet. Let's go together. " The husband said, "All right." Then, they went to the bathroom together. A man was in the forest when he suddenly saw a lion in front of him. The lion roared away all the wild animals in front, but.