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Classic lines of great Shanghai
The film "Great Shanghai" was produced by Bona Film Group, supervised by Liu Weiqiang and directed by Jing Wong, and brought together two generations of powerful actors, Chow Yun Fat and Huang Xiaoming, from Xu Wenqiang, Sammo Hung, Wu Zhenyu, Yolanda, Ethan and Mo Xiaoqi. The story is based on the real experience of a gangster who was active in Shanghai 1920 to 1930 before World War II. This film is the opening film of the 25th Singapore International Film Festival, which was released in China on 20xx65438+February 2 1.
The following websites share the classic lines of Great Shanghai for everyone:
1, remember, my name is bad Lin, bad guy.
I am never afraid of death. But death is valuable. Value is the blood of intuition.
When I first met you, I told myself that I would be your woman forever.
I have been waiting for you. You should be good, good.
5. Why are good times always so short? Because, in this way, we will know how to cherish.
6. He is my past, and I can't throw it away or take it away.
7. Am I still your woman? I will love you forever.
On the question of right and wrong, my generation has never lost the chain.
9. My eldest brother and I have been two hooligans in Shanghai for so many years, and there are only three boldness left: the first boldness, the wine boldness, and we will fight to the end when we pick up the cup; The second courage, lust, love beauty to the end. In addition, we also have a loyalty to the liver and righteousness!
10, Miss Ye and I are strangers. Where are you from?
1 1. What do I dare to do in my life? The only thing I dare not do is to be a traitor!
12. There is nothing I dare not do in Shanghai. The only thing I dare not do is to be a traitor. The truth is not important, what matters is the result.
13, one day I will stand on the roof of that building and step on the big Shanghai.
Qiu Zhi, do you know the man who was in the elevator just now? The way you look at him is so special!
15, there are three bowls of noodles in life, which are the worst.
16, Po said to Dacheng, shall I be your woman? Po loves you very much, really. Lovely woman, it is not easy to meet true love, so you must fight for it!
The truth is not important! The result is the most important thing.
Classic lines for a big man to get married
Classic lines for a big man to get married
The urban light comedy "It's time for a big man to get married" was produced by the original crew of "It's time for a big woman to get married", which gained a ratings frenzy in 20xx. This TV series about the elderly seeking love and marriage brings together a group of popular stars. Cao Xiaoqiang, the leading actor played by Xu zhēng, is an ordinary member of the group of leftover men. Cao Xiaoqiang, who has no family background and an ordinary job, is simple and honest, and is a long-term stock. In order to find beauty, he went through a lot of pain. From the grumpy blues of Peking Opera to the young white-collar workers who have just entered the society, from simple country girls to highly educated female doctors, he has made moves one by one. It is not easy for Cao Xiaoqiang to take off the hat of the leftover man in a long blind date. Humorous stories have influenced the marriage problems of a large group of people.
The following websites share the classic lines in men's marriage:
1 I'm Cao Xiaoqiang. I am 35 years old. I am sincere to people. I love life. I work hard. I've always wanted to have a home, but I don't have one now. This is my reality. I have to face this reality, but I believe there must be another person somewhere in the world. She is waiting for me, too. She's looking for me, too, for her. I want to work hard and make money when I meet her one day. In order to form a happy family, I also believe that one day, this day will appear, and I don't want to miss her.
I am not a teenager in my twenties. I like this one today and that one tomorrow. I am 35 years old. I just want to find someone, someone I like, a family and a child. No matter how big the difficulty is, two people will shoulder it together, overcome it together and walk through this life in a down-to-earth manner. This is a long life. I don't want to go alone. I want someone to go with me.
3. There are always five major events in people's life: getting married, having children, sending away the old man, getting married with their children and sending away themselves.
4. Every second of a person should be cherished in death.
5, single for a long time is easy to get terminally ill!
I just want to ask you, would you like to stay with me? Gu Qing: But? Cao Xiaoqiang: Not that many buts. Love itself is an unknown number, not so much, but do you understand?
7. This person is like the ground. As long as you serve him well, you can plant whatever you want him to grow, and you can't eat it all your life. Is that so?
8. If you really love her! You should throw your self-esteem into the trash can!
9. Being together for a lifetime is very short, isn't it decades?
10, be good at discovering and pay attention to listening. Every woman is a good school, and I love studying!
1 1. Only the feet know whether the shoes are comfortable. If you feel more comfortable barefoot, then you are barefoot!
12, men wear red clothes, either men show off or get angry!
13, TongFu.kabu said: I haven't been in love for eight years. How to speak?
14, you are chivalrous, she is tender, and she is made for each other. Just follow!
15, there are three kinds of unfilial, and the last one is the biggest.
16, I once had a sincere feeling in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. What do you mean, God never shuts one door but he opens another, that is, you have to know how to advance and how to retreat. Facing the abyss, we must move forward. That's not persistence, that's stupidity.
17, Huang: It's important to meet someone for the first time. The key is fun. At first glance, you have thought about it carefully. It depends on what you sent. It is decent and subtle, which can express your inner surge without being too abrupt. So gift-giving is a science.
18, your head is big enough, stop being a big head.
19, Cao Xiaoqiang said to Xu ruoyun: Happiness is the most important thing. What is happiness? Parents' safety is happiness, physical safety is happiness, husband and wife's harmony is happiness, and children and grandchildren are happy. It's real and simple. The root of unhappiness is actually asking too much. If you know how to be content, life is heaven.
20. You take your household registration book with you and are ready to get married at any time.
2 1, I'd rather live foolishly, even if it's fake. I wasn't happy at first, but I pretended that I might be really happy.
Classic lines daquan
1, a person who has never been kind, can best identify kindness and cherish kindness. Fanghua
It turns out that that girl left a tear in my heart, and I can totally feel how sad she was at that time. A Chinese Odyssey
3. How can you know that you don't like it unless you try it yourself? Previous raiders
4, my mission is to accompany, her mission is to let me grow up. Growth doesn't necessarily gain anything, it will definitely lose something! Top 3
Whether a relationship can come to an end depends on whether you have the intention to mend it or whether you have new ideas. Top 3
6, dare not find an object called a single aristocrat, you call this single dog. Example 2
7. Deception is like a moth throwing herself into a fire, knowing that she will get hurt, but she still has to throw herself into the fire. A moth is so stupid. A Chinese Odyssey
8. You can bully me like this because I like you. Previous raiders 2
9. There will always be a gentle person who will keep you warm and then leave silently. Top 3
10, some people are destined to let you grow up. Top 3
1 1. Some people finally break up because they believe in being together too much. Previous raiders
12, sometimes God makes you wait for the right person, but the right person is not necessarily your favorite. Some people are doomed to have no fate. Although they are sorry, some answers are always love, but now they just want to cherish the people in front of them. Previous raiders
13, men are like keys and women are like locks. What is the name of the key that can open any lock? It's called the master key.
14, once she was my weakness, but now, I am no longer her armor. Top 3
15, we will get together, no matter what happens. Big Fish & Begonia
16, Lao Zhao said that your generation is different from ours. Our generation thinks that things are broken and need to be repaired, and your generation thinks that things are broken and need to be replaced, so there are so many predecessors. Previous raiders
17, I remember his face, I don't know his name, I remember his eyes and the scar on his forehead. I searched for six hours, all night. A small white fish came from Toona sinensis. She looked at the little fish, who closed his eyes and fell asleep quietly. Big Fish & Begonia
18, what I fear most in this world is to make you suffer. Big Fish & Begonia
19, good friends are not terrible, best friends. No matter how much you do, it is not worth her words. Best friend is little mother-in-law! Previous raiders
20. No matter how deep your feelings are, you can't resist the entanglement of fate. I am really sad to think that Rosie will disappear from my life. Previous raiders
2 1, I am not selfless, I am so selfish. Fanghua
22, because I saw that meaningless in her eyes, just like me at the beginning. the top three places
23. God gave us life to work miracles. Big Fish & Begonia
24. When Toona sinensis leaves, Haitang blooms. Did you turn into wind and rain and come here through time and space? Big Fish & Begonia
25. Are women insecure in this world? Yes, neither. Top 3
26. She was afraid of the number of my predecessors, and I began to worry about the quality of her predecessors. Previous raiders
27. I am afraid of goodbye in my mouth and missing in my heart. Top 3
28. Everyone who lives in the world is a big fish living in the sea, and life is to sail across the sea. Big Fish & Begonia
29. Sometimes you find that you are in love with someone you hate, and this relationship is the most deadly. A Chinese Odyssey
30. No luck. Good luck or bad luck is your destiny. Big Fish & Begonia
3 1. When love is lost, the best way to verify whether you love each other is to separate. If it is painful after separation, if it is missed, it is true love, and true love will definitely make them meet again. Previous raiders
32. There is a beautiful flower in the world, and that is youth blooming. There is a hero's flower in the world, and that is the brilliance of youth. Fanghua
Now I solemnly declare that everything on this mountain is mine, including you. A Chinese Odyssey
34. Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points depend on looks. Example 2
35. Everyone is a fish in the sea. They crossed the ocean to meet. Big Fish & Begonia
I remember his face, but I don't know his name. Big Fish & Begonia
37, see reincarnation, love bitter parting. The cycle of life is a miracle. Big Fish & Begonia
38, good girlfriends come to the festival together, good brothers are single together, unkind and unjust! Top 3
39. Life is a journey. It took us several cycles to complete the journey. And this journey is very short, so be bold, love someone, climb a mountain and chase a dream. Big Fish & Begonia
40. I will turn into the wind and rain of the world and accompany you. Big Fish & Begonia
4 1, do you know what's delicious? I feel beautiful when I drink too much. Top 3
When you are mature, you may get nothing, but you will definitely lose something. Top 3
43. In fact, many couples quarrel to prove that they care more about each other and love each other more. However, what they say often turns into venting their dissatisfaction. The more they don't want to hear, the more they talk! What I want to prove is love, but it has become a proof of being hurt! Previous raiders
44. We will lose this short life. You might as well be bold, love someone, climb a mountain and chase a dream. Big Fish & Begonia
45. Nobody belongs to anyone, who you may be, who you may be, and so is interpersonal relationship! Previous raiders
46. The reason why I was so entangled before. Because we've never really been together. Previous raiders
47. My lover is a hero on earth, and one day he will marry me on the colorful clouds. I guessed the front, but I couldn't guess the ending. A Chinese Odyssey
48, watch the reincarnation, love bitter parting. The cycle of life is a miracle. Love a person, climb a mountain and pursue a dream, so be bold. Big Fish & Begonia
49. I love you, clean and tidy. Top 3
50. Love when you are young is called harmony, and love when you grow up is called merger and cooperation. Top 3
5 1, loneliness is a common problem in metropolis. Top 3
52. No matter how long you live, what's the point of being unhappy? Big Fish & Begonia
53. I can't help thinking that the youth of a generation has changed beyond recognition. Although they are still talking and laughing as before, it is not difficult to see the changes that time has brought to everyone. Fanghua
54. Forgive me for not wanting you to see them grow old. It's all changed beyond recognition. Fanghua
55. I can't do that kind of support that is not afraid of injury. I need him to accompany me to prove that he loves me, and I need him to spend time on me to prove that he loves me. Top 3
56. I like you so much that you will die if you like me? A Chinese Odyssey
I regret not hugging you that night. Big Fish & Begonia
58. When two people break up, one thinks he won't leave and the other thinks he will stay. Top 3
Actually, I've been waiting for you all these years. I like you. I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. Fanghua
60. Not everyone can be called an ex, and an ex is not just someone. It's the trace left in your heart by everyone who walks by. Previous raiders
6 1, I never knew it was so painful to love someone. A Chinese Odyssey
62. Goodbye and live up to the meeting. Top 3
Look, that man looks like a dog. A Chinese Odyssey
People can't see such a beautiful sky when they are dead. Look at the stars in the sky and talk to yourself. Big Fish & Begonia
65. Kindness is unrequited. Kindness is a heartfelt choice. Fanghua
66. It's like wind and rain. I am willing to turn into the wind and rain in the world and stay with you. Wait, wait for the next day. Big Fish & Begonia
67. Many people get together not because they like to get along, but because they are afraid of loneliness. Top 3
68, borrow the shell of quarreling, and scatter the jiao of missing. Top 3
69. Whose love do you think you accepted? You accepted God's love. He will betray all the gods to love you, endure all the pain for you and bring you happiness. Big Fish & Begonia
70. I can't love you if I wear the hoop, and I can't save you if I put it down! A Chinese Odyssey
7 1, you are indifferent to me, ignoring me and bossing me around. Don't you bully me so much because I like you? Example 2
72. People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. A Chinese Odyssey
73. You will be mine in the future. Like my donkey, I will print it for you. A Chinese Odyssey
74. I came to give you my heart back today. A Chinese Odyssey
75. My Prince Charming is a world hero. One day, he will drive a colorful auspicious cloud to marry me. Guess the beginning, but can't guess the end, a Chinese odyssey.
76. You said "pick up girls" and there were only two results. You have to accept your heart or kidney. Where are you going this time? Previous raiders
77. I don't understand why the people I love the most can't be together. Big Fish & Begonia
78. No matter how deep your feelings are, you can't resist the intertwined fate. Previous raiders
79. Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, stay with your people. A Chinese Odyssey
80. Some lost days don't need to be remembered, but they will never be forgotten. Fanghua
8 1, as long as your heart is kind, right or wrong is someone else's business. Big Fish & Begonia
82. From knowing you to connecting with your life, I have never regretted it. Big Fish & Begonia
83. Yes, I have changed. I won't shrink back like you, and I won't follow my secret love. You light me up, but unfortunately, you don't know me well enough. Previous raiders
84. Say goodbye to your predecessor and cherish the present. Top 3
85. I believe the so-called truth in this world, because there is no eternal justice. Big Fish & Begonia
86. We are neither human nor god, we are just others. Big Fish & Begonia
87. I want to go back to the time when I can tell you frankly that we are back together. Top 3
Classic lines of spring festival evening
1, the more love you see when you are apart, the more love you lose when you are apart.
2, don't give elder brother discharge, sister-in-law has caller ID.
3. Your brain has gone into gutter oil.
The eunuch has no son, but you can't live without a father.
My dad is on the list of service dissatisfaction.
6. Teacher, do I look like a chicken?
7. You and your wife really match.
8. Do you think your mother can come empty-handed?
9. What substances do silicon and water produce? Turtle soup
10, I'm from the provincial fertilizer plant.
1 1, are you sick? A: Do you have any medicine?
12, if you don't promise me, he will die for you.
13, hey, can I cheat you some money?
14, these eyes really have face and land. Are they original?
15, if you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?
16, which boss's daughter-in-law is not young these days.
17, I'm L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!
18, you are Lori, and your whole family is Lori.
19, I'm not afraid of being the first ten thousand people to stop, I'm afraid of surrendering myself.
20, my heart is broken, holding it out like dumpling stuffing.
2 1, Zhu Jun: the Yuan Dynasty was unified, and Taurus celebrated the New Year!
22. What kind of mental illness is worth 100 yuan?
23, Dong Qing: Vientiane update, the city purple welcome Reiz!
24, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!
Be yourself because no one wants to be you.
Don't worry, you won't say anything if I kill you.
27. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.
28. Successful people don't win at the starting point, but at the turning point.
29. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.
30. What should I do if the gas is poisoned? Have a cigarette to calm down.
3 1, Bai: At this moment, the whole world is celebrating and everyone is happy!
Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will make the sea laugh.
Why didn't we take the children with us when we left?
34. Love everyone, trust some people, and don't be sorry for anyone.
35. What's your last name? Nice last name. Why is your surname good? My dad's last name is good!
36. deliveryman: this box is yours and this box is Tingting's.
37. I am beautiful, surrounded by a group of boys. I have a special face.
38. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!
I have arms and legs, a nose and a mouth. My name is Jia Ling.
40. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.
4 1, I thought you were decadent, only to find that you have been heartless.
42. I know I'm a liar and you've been talking to me for so long.
43. Isn't there half a cucumber in the refrigerator? Go and fry four dishes for the children.
44. Never give me any trouble. Never pick on ordinary people.
45. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.
46. Zhou Tao: At this time, spring is back to the earth, and the spring is beautiful!
47. Even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: You are an uncle!
48. Son, do you use local TV or CCTV?
49. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.
5 1, Husband: Quarrel with someone again? Madam: No, with the dog!
52. Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life.
53. It is not necessarily the cleaner who holds the broom, but it may be Harry Potter.
54. As I become more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers. .
55. My eyes are big, my nose is small, my legs are long and my arms are S-shaped. My name is Qu Ying.
Zhang Zequn: Friends, please continue to enjoy our Spring Festival Gala.
57. My brother is particularly miserable. He just found out that his son is not his own.
58. Hello, this is the commercial bank. Your bus card shows that you spent 8000 yuan in a different place.
59. A woman's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make a woman cry to show that you are useless.
Zhu Jun: At this moment, we want to dedicate our most beautiful songs to your motherland!
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