Humorous joke story 500 words

One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess kept calling her the devil: you can tell her to break her throat. No one will save your princess: break your throat, break your throat. Nobody: Princess, I'll save you. Devil: Speak of the devil. The devil's name is * * *. Devil: Wow, I saw a ghost: *! Has been discovered. *: Ghost, you can see me. Demon: Oh, my God: Who called me who: Nobody called you? Nobody: I didn't? Pretend: Who is pretending to be me? Who: Me again? You are looking for trouble. Trouble: who wants to see me? Which one: looking for you? I didn't ... hey, there are so many people here: I just arrived ... who are you? Who am I? He is not my princess: is everyone here to save me? Everyone: I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun: what am I looking at? God: It's none of my business. Go first. Devil: You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? How can I play this demon king? What can I do if you don't do it? Princess: If no one plays the devil, I can go. Nobody: If I play the Demon King, how can I let you go? I won't let the princess go. I want to watch the excitement: see what * * * What: Do you want to "fuck" me? Rogue, how dare you: I didn't. I: It's none of my business. Demon: *! I'm going crazy ... *: shout * * * what! ... crazy: what do you want? You want me to: I know nothing! I know nothing: I don't know! I don't know: here I am! Is someone calling me? Someone: I didn't call you! I didn't: Who called him? Who: wronged ... I didn't ... I didn't: I didn't wronged you ... you: I dare you. I dare you: who says I dare not! ? Who: Please ... I didn't say anything. I said nothing: what do you want me to say? I'm nothing: you ... aren't you my long-lost brother? My long-lost brother: Gao ... my&is too long ... I will be summoned ... Who: ... I must leave this trouble spot quickly: so this is my place ... I have nothing &; No: don't argue that we are talking ... don't argue that I didn't speak ... I didn't: I didn't speak! ... I have nothing:-_-\ \ "... Let's talk outside ... Let's go: I'm embarrassed ... (wriggle) I have nothing: it's none of your business ... Flash ... (two brothers stormed out) It's none of your business: whoops ... Why did you kick me out ... Why? Did anyone call me? Someone: Who wants to call you ... Who: I really have to go ... T: I'm really embarrassed ... * v.v * (\ \ "who \ \" collapses) It's none of your business: aren't you my cousin? It's none of my business: cousin ... long time no see ... long time: I'm here ... Devil: Are you finished? It's over: he didn't have me. You: I don't have him. I just: Who said that? Who: * * *? Really? Do you want to fuck me? You: I won't fuck him. I will: Who says I won't? Who: Wrong! I didn't say ... I said, * * *? Really? You two are shameless! You two: I want it! I want it! Face: Who wants me? Who: I don't want it. Devil: Hurry up. Besides, I want to kick someone out: kick me out? Looking for K K: Who is looking for me? Who: aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again! He: Don't blame me. Me: Who wants me? Who: Let me finally catch one and kill it. ................................................................................................................................................................... Who: Look at my eighteen hands! Me: Look at my nine yin bones and claws! Eighteen palms of the dragon: what do I want to see? Jiuyin Bai Gujing: What do I have to see? What's there to see: Brother, I finally found you! Interesting: Brother, let's talk outside. Devil: Oh, my God! This is a meeting to meet relatives ... From then on, the demon king really suffered from schizophrenia ... "Spring Sleep and I'm stupid, I have no education and hate the bottom. I have a low IQ, just like water. If you want to ask who I am, I can easily get in touch with Chun Lv. A big donkey. The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, and the shore is dark green. I am a stupid donkey. Hello! "Wochun" and "I am stupid" listen to flowers in the dark, but I have no culture and hate the bottom. My IQ is very low, and it sounds like water from a distance. If you want to ask who I am, I can easily get in touch with Chun Lv. A big donkey. The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, and the shore is dark green. I am a stupid donkey. If it helps you, please adopt it. County Party Secretary: "Rabbit, shrimp, pigtail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! "Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Stop talking and have a meeting now! After the secretary of the county party Committee finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!" (Translation: Now please speak to the county magistrate! The county magistrate said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is chinemys reevesii!" " "Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! County magistrate: "Don't be a pickle, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you." Stop it, I'll tell you a story. County magistrate: This shit may be eaten by someone. Some people may know this story. County magistrate: Never mind whether you eat or not (never mind whether you don't know). County magistrate: I'll pull it for you now-county magistrate: "Stop pickled melons, I'll pick up a shit for you to lick" (translation: stop it, I'll tell you a story). County magistrate: This shit may be eaten by someone. Some people may know this story. County magistrate: Don't worry about not eating (don't worry about not knowing). County magistrate: I'll pull it for you now-it's funny that the landlord looks at the back patiently! ! An insurance salesman had a birthday one day, and his girlfriend called to say that it would be a big surprise for him at home at night! Hear the good news! This salesman worked hard all day and ran away from more than a dozen customers! Back to the company, it's already three o'clock in the afternoon. When I went to the canteen, I found only one miserable dish and one soup, three beans fried with meat (fried soybeans, green beans and peas) and radish soup. I can't help it After running all morning, the customers were hungry, so I had to order a big plate of fried three beans with meat and a big pot of radish soup to eat! Unexpectedly, after work, his stomach is like the engine of a cross-country jeep! -The intense piston movement started! In a flash, thick gas rushed out of his body! He rushed to the place where no one was there, and his stomach began to hum a song in embarrassment, but immediately it became a rapid-fire puff! My stomach is so swollen! Just then, his girlfriend called and said she had arrived home, asking him to go home quickly. Alas! I have no choice but to go home, but I hope my girlfriend doesn't see this mess! ..... On the way home, the salesman deliberately farted a lot. Almost home, my stomach feels much better. I think there should be no more problems. Far away, I saw my girlfriend waiting at the door. Her girlfriend looked a little excited and shouted, "honey, I have prepared a wonderful gift for you tonight, which will definitely surprise you." Before he entered the door, his girlfriend covered his eyes tightly with a piece of cloth and said that he would give him a surprise! He also led the salesman to sit in the chair in front of the dining table and made him swear not to peek. Suddenly, the salesman wanted to fart again. Just then, my girlfriend's cell phone rang. This saved the salesman's life! He made an excuse that it was too messy and asked his girlfriend to answer the phone in another room! However, his girlfriend made him swear not to open the blindfold, and then he ran to another room to answer the phone. As soon as his girlfriend left, the salesman seized the opportunity, moved all his weight to one leg and let the fart out. This fart not only rings, but also smells like rotten eggs, making it almost impossible to breathe. So, the salesman touched the chair cushion and fanned it hard in an attempt to fan away the unpleasant smell. Just when his mood improved, another fart came again. He raised his leg again and began to loosen it! It sounds like the rapid rotation of a diesel engine, and the smell is even worse this time. In order not to suffocate himself, he fanned the chair cushion with his arm, hoping that the smell would dissipate as soon as possible. When everything is about to return to normal, another fart can't wait to come. So the salesman had to stand up, bend over and push * * * back! Let it out. This fart is really first-class, and even the newspapers behind it are blown to the ground. The salesman listened to his girlfriend's voice in the other room, and dared not open the blindfold because he had to keep his promise not to peek. He just kept farting in the dark, in order to quickly expel all the gas in his stomach without making the room worse! He unbuttoned his belt, took off his pants and pants to his lower abdomen, revealing * * *, groped for the balcony door behind him, almost extended the whole * * * to the balcony, and began to fart crazily ... Ah! Much better! After that, he danced in the room with a mat, praying that the stench would dissipate quickly ... In this way, he kept farting and fanning the mat for the next ten minutes. Finally, when he heard his girlfriend say goodbye on the phone, the air in the room and his stomach were much better! He quickly tied his trousers and arranged his hair, and began to wait for his dear girlfriend to surprise him with an elegant smile. When his girlfriend approached, he smiled contentedly and looked warm. My girlfriend first apologized for taking so long to call her, and then asked him if he had secretly opened the cloth. After he promised not to peek, his girlfriend took off the cloth that covered his eyes and said to him, "What a surprise today! My good friends insist that I bring them to see you today. They say you are very graceful and handsome in the photo! Here! You see, the five people sitting at the table are all good sisters of my unit, and the six people standing on the balcony are my roommates in college! " ……"。 j