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How to set up a boyfriend

1. I still like you very much, like the spicy strips I ate when I was a child, regardless of the date.

2. Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly and I'm cute.

3. Do you know what your greatest strength is? To sum up, it is five words! Will pick a girlfriend.

4. It is said that medicine is toxic in three parts, and you are my medicine and my poison.

5. lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight, lower your head and kiss me.

6. "Has anyone told you a confession?" "There was once one." "Then I am the second."

7. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You're a pistachio"

8. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "It's the day when I love you all day"

9. "Let's eat the whole family bucket" and "So we are a family"

1. "Guess what uniform I like" and "Be subdued by you"

11. "Talk to me after you think it over" and "I'm not thinking about you"

12. "I don't know" and "because we want to make love"

13. It's good to see you soon. Where is it? In my dream.

14. What do you belong to? You belong to me.

15. I have a superpower. ""Huh? " "I like you very much"

16. The world is big, but my heart is small, just enough to put you down. But I'm stuck, and I can't let you out again.

17. "What's on my mind every day?" "I miss you"

18. "You don't cook for me." "I don't have the strength to coquetry with you."

19. I know there are three people who like you. Who is it? I am ah I am ah I am ~

2. You are here. When you were away, two days seemed like two years.