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If you bury a woman,

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances. What other words are used to satirize women? The following is the satire I collected for you. I hope you like it!

If you bury a woman,

1) These two lips have a big plate.

2) The world is bigger than what you lack.

3) You are so shameless and heartless, so your weight should be very light, right?

4) Don't always ask people why they don't want to talk to you, because it's too difficult for them to talk to you. Can you believe it?

5) I want to emigrate to Mars and leave you.

6) If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

7) If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.

8) Ming Sao is easy to hide, but difficult to prevent.

9) We should look ahead. If we don't miss some bad dates, how can we know what is good?

10) Want to commit suicide, only someone advised you not to stay? To avoid polluting the environment.

1 1) You can't even live with the keyboard you touched.

12) Spilled saliva is more deadly than SARS.

13) Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant.

14) handsome, human beings will use asexual reproduction.

15) Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.

A sarcastic comment on a woman.

1) As long as you look up, the ozone layer is broken.

2) I won't know you until I have done something good in my life.

3) Even if it is thrown into the sun, it is not environmentally friendly.

4) You are not mainstream! Your home is not mainstream! Your mother's black socks! Your dad's tin foil paper head!

5) You are the national football team! Your father is on the national football team! Your family, your ancestors are all national football!

6) Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

7) Are you drunk by Sanlu?

8) You waste air, land and RMB?

9) It is God's creativity that created you, and it is your courage to live in this world.

10) Your looks are really likable? Are you slowing down the Internet?

1 1) Your life can be summarized in eight words? Born in famine. Don, die like a coward.

12) You are shameless. You think the whole world is your mother? Everyone loves you!

13) grenades will explode when they see you.

14) If someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you will have the same strength as long as you skydive.

15) all the places of interest you have visited have become historical sites, and all the historical sites you have visited will become history.

About burying women

1) Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

You bitch like to take advantage too much. If you took someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic!

3) Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

4) When I get rich, let's buy two lollipops. Look, I'll eat one, and I'll show you another.

5) When cooking, a crab pushes open the lid and says to you, "I'm hot!" Answer: endure if you want to be red?

6) Not as good as chewing gum peed by dogs on the roadside.

7) Lianhuadu is more beautiful than you.

8) Bitches are always bitches. Even in the economic crisis, you can't afford it!

9) The longer you are in contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

10) When I like you, you are what you say. When I don't like you, what do you say you are?

1 1) the scourge of damaging the reputation of our Asian compatriots, the descendants of the shame of our ancestors.

12) You lean on the river and watch your cock die and your dog turn over.

13) Without you, how can we set off the beauty of the world?

14) How can the beauty of LM be set off without your presence?

15) Oh, you said your family was poor. You said you were holding a PHS, and you stood in the wind and rain and changed your left hand for your right. You still can't go through with your right hand.

16) The mouse came to your house with tears in her eyes. Really?

17) There is a tacit understanding, a wonderful feeling, a kind of happiness to accompany you, and an idiot will finish reading the message.

18) It is God's creativity that creates you, and it is your courage that continues to live.

19) disgusting mother cried, why? Because it's disgusting

20) I had a dream at night: God told me that I was destined to be lonely all my life, and he also said that there was only one way to break the spell: texting a fool, and I cried at that time. I only know you, and I'm finished?

2 1) bitches will always be bitches. Even in an economic crisis, it can't be expensive!

22) playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically?

23) If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

24) If I throw you into the toilet now, the toilet will vomit. If I throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode by itself!

25) The festival is coming soon, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: If the tree is not peeled, people will die. Bottom line: shameless people are invincible in the world. Horizontal criticism: man is invincible.

26) A slap on the wall won't buckle! ! !

27) You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

28) You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich, looks rich, looks front-line, and his urine is forked. Go and treat him!

29) people are cheap all their lives, and pigs are cheap with knives. Living wastes air and dying wastes land. The family wastes RMB.

30) At midnight, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself and fall into the toilet. Fight bugs (bugs on the wrong poop) and compete with shit. No one saved you. You died heroically. Live great and die silent. In memory of you, the lamp was misplaced.

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