Please introduce some jokes that make you laugh.

1. I bought WSJ for LP. As a result, I went to the store for a long time and didn't know what to buy. I just took a bag and asked the owner, "Boss, is this good?" The boss (male) wait for a while looked at me carefully for 5 seconds and said, "I have never used this either!" " "

2. Today, when I was traveling to a place, my boss entertained me with a special dish (boiled eggs in boy's urine). I tactfully avoided saying that I didn't eat eggs since I was a child. As a result, the boss enthusiastically said, then drink soup!

3. At three o'clock noon, when the scorching sun was in the sky, the supervisor gave the order: chop! Suddenly, the condemned man burst out laughing, and the supervisor asked, Why are you laughing? The condemned man hesitated for a moment and said, The expert is right. A smile every day can prolong your life by 5 seconds.

After all, I didn't drive that BMW, so I could only watch it go away in the sunset with my eyes open. You know, it's not because my engine is not good, it's because the chain of the car fell off ~

5. Eat and drink with friends in the evening. Come here (unknown): Buddy, give me a light. Take out the lighter and give it to him.

The man picked up a lighter and lit the fire. Do you have any cigarettes?

6. One day, a drunken doctor wrote on a patient's medical record card: "Anal speech (inflammation)". The attending doctor took a look and wrote: "Anal talk-bullshit!"

7. Kangaroos and frogs fuck chickens. The kangaroo finished it with three strokes and two strokes, and only listened to the frog next door all night. One, two, three. Hey! Kangaroos are so envious. The next day, the kangaroo said, "Wow! ~ ~ Brother Frog, you are great! . "The frog said," Fuck, I didn't jump on the bed all night! " ~~"

8. A patient who just woke up after amputation asked: What's wrong with me?

Doctor: You had an accident.

Patient: I'm in the hospital?

The doctor replied: to be precise, most of you are in the hospital.

9. After work, my husband went to the station to meet his wife. Husband: Wife, I think you should choose more shiny and bright clothes in the future. Wife: Why? Husband: You are in perfect harmony with the night. Every time I pick you up, I can't find you! ! !

10。 Face and ass are better than each other, and ass wins, for the following reasons:

1, smooth and not easy to wrinkle;

2, frugal, white and clean without spending money on maintenance;

3, delicate, not easy to grow spots and acne;

4. Beautiful, simple and fashionable;

5. Serious and unsmiling;

6, sincere, not laughing, not two-faced;

7. Solemn, atmospheric and blessed;

8, harmony, that is, divided into two, and combined into one, closely around a core;

9, bear the burden of humiliation, from small to large, often facing beatings;

10, stressing unity and linking up from top to bottom;

1 1, low-key, always behind, hidden;

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