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What questions do men fear most from women?
In Pingliang, Gansu, if a beautiful woman asks a man, how much money can you earn a month? Men usually talk and falter for a long time and don't want to answer directly. Of course, except those leaders or bosses. Say too much, for fear of being jealous: why do you earn so much money? Say less, for fear of making people laugh: you only earn so little money! It's hard to say how much money I earn, so in Pingliang, fat people and thin people all hum: Don't ask me how much money I earn, you must answer this question. I can only say that if you don't eat fat, you won't die of hunger!
The same is true of "half bottle". I am most afraid that others will ask me in public: How much can you earn a month? It's not because money is too afraid of thieves to talk about it, but how much money you can earn in a month, which will often become a steelyard for others to measure whether you are capable and successful. Say you earn a lot. I feel it's not good to lie. To tell the truth, I'm afraid others will laugh at me. There's nothing I can do, but my mouth is buzzing: not much, not much, make do with it!
According to the survey of Zero Company, the more people have money or power, the less willing they are to say how much money they can earn. On the contrary, the lower the income, the less concerned people are about asking him or her how much money he or she can earn. Judging from the information released by Zero Survey on Xinhuanet, especially in the survey column, "Do you have any extra income?" Nine times out of ten, they will be rejected or avoided by the respondents. People's sensitivity to "extra income" shows that some people in the paid population do not rely entirely on their wages to make a living, but rely on their own abilities or convenient conditions to make some extra money. Officially, this kind of income is called gray income, while ordinary people call it "making extra money". In a specific occupation or industry, "making extra money" has become the main way for a small number of people to "get rich". Just like a popular mobile phone short message teased: drinking is basically based on delivery, smoking is basically based on supply, and wages are basically unchanged ... < P > As the saying goes, people are short of ambition, but horses are thin and hairy. If you earn more money, you can not only enjoy spicy food, but also grow up. For example, class reunion, reunion of old friends, rich men or high-spirited, generous, a proud look. While men who have no money or earn less are timid and go straight to the wall to hide. How much do I earn if I have something nice to ask you? People who earn less quickly hang their heads and say with a blush: Can you live? Although people who earn more money shake their heads and wave their hands and say "fooling around", their tone and expression clearly tell you: I am rich now!
At the end of last year, "Half Bottle" met a friend. Seeing his smooth clothes, driving a private car and putting on airs, he couldn't help asking him how much money he can earn now. He suddenly turned pale: don't ask me how much I earn, it's personal privacy! I looked embarrassed and even said I was sorry! He was embarrassed to see me, perhaps to give me a step down, so he lifted a scarf around his neck and asked me, guess how much it costs? I said: more than 2! He shook his head: guess again! I gritted my teeth and said, 35! He still shook his head: you may not believe it, this scarf is 12 yuan! I was startled, and my open mouth didn't close for a long time.
If you are an understanding woman, you'd better not mention the income when meeting old classmates, old friends and even new friends. Otherwise, it will not only destroy the atmosphere, but also make you miss a perfect love ...
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