Requesting a short joke (within 50 words)

The mother and her son were watching detective films together. The mother reminded: "Son, you can't eat food given by others, and you can't go with strangers."

The son replied: "I know. He's going to rape me!" One day, my father was shaving, and suddenly the razor blade broke, and he said angrily: "Huh! This broken blade broke after only a few days of purchase. It's so annoying!"

3-year-old Xiao Ming immediately ran to the kitchen and took a kitchen knife and handed it to his father: "Dad, use this to scrape. This one is strong!" 4-year-old Shi Dong asked his father to do something, but his father mostly ignored him, but he found that his father was only treating his mother. Fate is to listen. Once, he shouted to his father: "Bring me an apple! I am mom." After Huihui went to the zoo with her kindergarten children, her mother asked her: "What is the most beautiful thing in the zoo?"

Megumin said: "An elephant. It has two tails, one at the back and one in the front." Last summer our family drove to Disneyland in Florida. Before departure, I told my children that the journey was very long and no one could Do not ask questions such as "How far away" or "When will we arrive?"

At the beginning of the journey, no one asked any questions. At 9 o'clock in the evening on the third day, the 5-year-old daughter Tess sighed and said, "When we arrive, will I be 6 years old?" A thief came to a residential area, and he saw a The child sat at the door of the house with a bunch of keys hanging around his neck.

So he walked up and said, "Child, is your father at home?"

The little boy said, "No!"

The thief said again: "I'm checking the electricity meter. Can you let me in?"

"Of course." The child said.

The child helped the thief open the door. The thief just stuck his head in, then ran away.

The little boy chased him and shouted: "My dad is really not at home. They are my second uncle, third uncle, fourth uncle, fifth uncle, sixth uncle..." The father recalled his childhood: "It was so good back then. I could catch cicadas in the wild, fish for shrimps in the stream, and sleep on the grass all day long. It was so carefree!"

The child opened his eyes wide and listened intently, and suddenly wow cried out.

"What's the matter?" the father asked in surprise.

"I don't want it! Why didn't you take me with you! Wow..." The child continued to cry. A couple took their two children to see Rodin's statue "The Thinker".

"I wonder what he is thinking about without clothes?" a child asked.

"Maybe he is thinking about where the bathing pond is?" another child answered. Betty: "Black hens are smarter than white hens, right?"

Litty: "How do you know?"

Betty: "Hey, black chickens can lay white eggs , but white chickens can’t lay black eggs.” The little boy asked his father: “Does a father always know more than a son?”

The father replied: “Of course!”

"Who invented the electric light?"

"Edison."

"Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"