Crosstalk about the beginning of school! ! Funny plot

Freshman: "(walking out of the platform, as if wandering) I am a freshman in Grade #, 16 years, unmarried. I, a very talented person, have great momentum. I know everything from astronomy to geography. Today, I suddenly heard that my students are going to recruit new students as cadres. Originally, I was not interested in being an official, but I heard that being a student union cadre is quite imposing. Go and have a look! "

(shaking to the student union)

Freshman: "Wow! As soon as you enter the door, it is the learning department. Our school really focuses on learning! "

Learning cadre: (As soon as the freshmen entered the door, they met the minister of learning department, who was reading a collection of poems passionately over there) "Is there frost on the bright line at the foot of my bed?" . Looking up, I found it was moonlight, sinking again, and I suddenly thought of home! " (Khan! ! ! ! ! )

Freshman: (applauding him, of course, in a flattering tone) "This must be the Minister of Learning!" Come and see me, junior! ! "(hands bow)

Learning cadre: "Oh, yes, I am the minister of learning department who claims to gather the top learning backbone of the whole school!" " (smug) I wonder what's the matter with this brother? "

Freshman: "I'm here to apply for the position of student union cadre. I was in your learning department as soon as I came in, and I was attracted by your voice, so I applied in your learning department first! " I don't know what it takes to be a cadre. "

Learning cadres: "Dare to think and do! Brother is really ambitious. The conditions are hard to say, but we need some basic things. " (Shen takes a positive and negative look)

Freshman: "What is it?" (looks curious, looks at her hand)

Learning cadres: "(facing the audience) For example, the academic performance should be ranked in the top ten of the whole school. In fact, I am the first in my grade, so I have relaxed my requirements for you. This is the most important; Then, if I want to know a musical instrument, such as piano or flute, I know three musical instruments!

(turning to the freshman, watching him motionless, and then turning to the audience) So I relaxed my requirements for you; Of course, I also have the same ability to appreciate art (freshmen immediately spit out when they heard this and ran off the stage). There is no need to be as poetic as I am, but they should have the same hobbies as me. Finally ... huh? Is anybody there? "

(Before he finished, the freshman was gone. )

Cadre: "Why are students so impatient now? Forget it. Even if I am the only one in the Ministry, I can hold up a sky! I am so poetic! ! ! HOHOHO！ The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? ... "(read aloud from the audience)

Freshman: "(running to face the audience) Wow! I didn't expect there to be such narcissists in the learning department. If I am elected, it will be miserable! Go to another department. Huh? There is a girls' department in the student union? I don't know if this department is closely related to MM? " (a rather lewd expression appears)

Wait a minute.

Extended data:

The four basic skills of cross talk:

Speaking, learning, teasing and singing are the four basic artistic means of cross talk tradition. "Speaking" means telling jokes, riddles and tongue twisters. "Learning" is to imitate the calls, hawking, singing, styles and languages of all kinds of birds and animals. "Tease" is to catch each other and make you laugh; "Singing" crosstalk refers to Taiping lyrics.

For some reason, the crosstalk performed on TV in the past attributed all singing categories to singing, which was wrong.

Only sing Taiping lyrics, the rest are for learning. In cross talk, there are often programs that emphasize one or two of them, such as "Turning careers" and "Opera Dialect", which emphasize "learning" and "singing", while "Eight Fan Screen" and "Spring Lantern Mystery" emphasize "telling jokes". Actors often form different styles because they are good at using some means.