Requesting: lines for Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan’s sketch

Lines from Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan’s skit:

Zhao: My waist hurts when I sleep, I feel nauseated after eating, my head is confused, and something seems wrong. I have been pursuing happiness all my life, and I understand it when I catch it. What is happiness? Answer: Happiness is suffering.

Song: Some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money to order songs, some people spend money to get beauty treatments, some people spend money to get massages. Today I’m hiring a good job. Some people spend money to hire me to chat with others (lào kē).

Zhao: Oh, my son said he would find someone for me and he would be there at nine o'clock.

Song: I found the right place after beating around the bush, Ding dong.

Zhao: Who is it?

Song: Zhang Huimei.

Zhao: Who?

Song: It’s me, brother.

Zhao: Oh my god, this voice is very sweet, and the sugar content is quite high, at least four plus signs. (Sound of door opening) Oh my god, what an old lady with such a small voice.

Song: You're welcome, just call me sister. Why call me mother? Are you the only one in this room?

Zhao: There is a puppy in that house.

Song: That’s you.

Zhao: Huh?

Song: Your son told me to count down when I go out. There was a traffic jam on the road just now, and now there are (hài) fifteen minutes until one hour, so hurry up.

Zhao: What are you doing?

Song: Our purpose is to be proactive and enthusiastic, to exchange my sincerity for your smile (yóng), hurry up, I will take it off first.

Introduction to the sketch "Shuo Shier"

"Shuo Shier" is a sketch directed by Zhang Huizhong, written by Zhang Meng and Cui Kai, starring Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan and Cui Yongyuan. It was released in 2006 It premiered on January 28 in the "2006 CCTV Spring Festival Gala".

This work is based on the program "Xiao Cui Talks" and is the sequel to the sketch "Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow"; it tells the story of Baiyun's bad habit of saving face and being vain after publishing "Yuezi". Kurotsuchi is still the same as before, so there are gaps and conflicts between the two, and Xiao Cui comes to mediate the story.