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Please use three people to tell funny stories

One day, the child cried and went to the woman: Mom, dad fell off the ladder

Mom: Then why are you crying?

Because I laughed just now

Second, the child broke the glass of the woman’s house with a rubber ball

Child: Dad will come to install the glass in a moment

(A man came to install the glass)

Woman: OK, take the ball away

The glass is installed.

Man: Ten dollars

Woman: What? Are you not his father?

Man: What? Are you not his mother?

Third, the woman was waiting for the bus with her child in her arms. Others laughed at the child for looking ugly. The woman cried, and a man selling bananas said to the woman: Sister, don’t cry! Give your monkey a banana to eat! It's so pitiful that I'm so hungry that I have no hair left. . .