Humor anecdote connotation joke

Humorous anecdote: the first time I made out with my boyfriend, he asked me if I had a condom, and I actually said: Of course I want to wear it. I don't want to get pregnant again! ? More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

The connotation of humorous anecdotes (1) 1, and the phenomenon of overlapping names is still relatively common. Today, I met a man named Tie Niu, and I feel that this name is really heavy.

Teach you how to pick up girls, buy a lipstick of her favorite brand, and then give it to her, and tell her to remember to pay me back a little every day.

Who says good night means I love you? When will you say good night? Say good night when you don't sleep together. Good night is not because I love you, but because it is night. I'm not here. Please behave yourself. What a moth to a fire!

4, dreaming of quarreling with people, I screamed. The other party was about to talk back when I woke up. I woke up, hahahahahaha, and wanted to scold me, but there was nothing I could do.

Don't think that you can get everything in your life if you have money. It's just a cloud, 5 1 year old, without my mobile phone number. . .

6. When Song Joong Ki was flying all over the sky, I fell in love with George W. Pinkley without hesitation.

7. After work at night, it was raining in Mao Mao, and I didn't bring my umbrella. I walked alone in the dark street, and a tall figure followed me at arm's length. I feel particularly nervous. I subconsciously pulled my collar and said to myself, I hope this robber won't dislike me again. . .

8. Friend: How many times have you had sexual fantasies?

Me: I want to fuck a female class teacher when I study, a beautiful colleague when I work, a nurse when I am sick, a policewoman when I fight, and a flight attendant when I board the plane ~

Humor, anecdote, connotation, paragraph (2) 1. The girl I like actually confessed to me this morning!

I said excitedly, am I dreaming?

She said to me: you can slap yourself, maybe you will wake up.

I slapped myself and woke up. . .

2. girls:? If you can give me a rainbow right away, I'll go out with you! ?

Boy:? So where do you want it to appear?

The girl stretched out her left hand and said, here. ?

The boy smiled and grabbed the girl's left hand and pressed it on the ground, stepping on the red hard. . .

3. A female colleague came to work wearing translucent clothes. I couldn't help asking her, is it that hot? Do you have to dress like this?

Her words are amazing: I don't dress like this. Who can show you some K underwear inside?

I quarreled with my girlfriend these two days, during the cold war. Asked if my colleague could get my girlfriend to talk to me, he said: Go home and turn off the main tap water gate, drink all the water in the water dispenser, unscrew the light bulb in the toilet and put some viruses in her computer. She will talk to you naturally. ?

So I went home and did it right away.

When my girlfriend came home, she found that what she used at home was broken. She thinks I'm too poor and now she has to break up with me. . .

In the middle of the night, the boy and the girl walked hand in hand in the street. The boy suddenly summoned up his courage and said to the girl. Or don't go home tonight! ?

The girl silently lowered her head and did not speak. The boy suddenly felt in his pocket and said disappointedly. Forget it! I don't have my ID either. ?

Embarrassed, the girl was silent for a few seconds and suddenly asked, Do you think I look good with long hair or short hair?

The boy replied listlessly and casually:? How should I know? I've never seen you cut your hair short. ?

At this time, the girl took out her ID card from her bag and pointed to the photo above. Look! Look! ?

The boy smiled knowingly. . .

It is said that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. For you and me, can you let me climb two less so that I can catch up with you earlier and wait for your answer? If you agree, please reply: I agree, if not, please reply: I agree. If you don't reply, I will acquiesce in your unconditional consent.

2.m: May I ask you a question? Which side do you like to sleep on?

Woman: On the right, what's the matter?

M: Then I'll sleep on the left from today and leave the right for you.

Woman: You?

I heard that your mobile phone doesn't have short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

4. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

The first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life. I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you? Renminbi.

6. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I miss you. Come back to me? Wallet.

7. I'm shy, and I've been afraid to say anything to you. Today I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

8. I met you by chance, paid attention to you when I met you twice, dated you three times and four times, and missed you all the time. 90% should like you, and I'm sure I love you. It takes a hundred years to meet true love, and a thousand years to fulfill you. Are you willing to do anything?

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