Joke Daquan: What a powerful director _ laughs till his stomach hurts _ laughs and teases his girlfriend.

An officer with a strong accent said to the correspondent, "Go to my house quickly and ask my wife to find the pen cap and bring it to me." The reporter told the village chief's wife truthfully. Although the chief's wife didn't understand what was going on, she pulled out two bristles, wrapped them in paper and handed them to the reporter. He felt very strange when the reporter was halfway. He opened the newspaper to read it clearly. It happened that a gust of wind blew my hair away. The reporter had a brainwave and pulled out his two hairs and put them in. When I came back, I gave it to the director. The officer opened it and said angrily, "I told you to take the pen cap." Why did you take two bird hairs? "