What is the funniest scene in If You Are the One? Thank you all.

There are many interesting lines in If You Are the One.

Today, I just watched Xiaogang Feng's New Year movie "If You Are the One" and laughed hysterically. Now I will record some funny lines for everyone to enjoy.

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2 1 century What is the most expensive and harmonious?

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At the beginning of the film, there are scenes of war history on the screen, and the narrator rings (Xiaogang Feng's voice): "Where is human civilization, behind it, there are endless differences; When differences cannot be resolved, tragedy will happen ... 2 1 what is the most expensive and harmonious in the century! "

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Xiaogang Feng kept pace with the times and revised his previous lines! Perhaps in the future, when people in the street are twisted together and their faces are red and their necks are thick, the onlookers should sigh: "What is the most expensive and harmonious in 2 1 century!"

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If You Are the One

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Roi (Ge You) posted a personals on the Internet, which reads as follows:

Don't come if you want to find a handsome guy. If you want to find a wallet, don't see him. No master's degree or above, no Shanghai women, no female entrepreneurs (except small traders) ...

You are the only one who is interested.

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No matter what the occasion is, the word "If You Are the One" may be picked at will, which is not only your own criterion, but also a reminder to kill two birds with one stone.

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Brother, the skin is really good! white

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After Roi, a returnee, posted the news about marriage on the Internet, he didn't expect that the first applicant was actually a homosexual (named "Amore", played by Feng).

Two people met in the coffee shop, and "Amore" wore heavy makeup and looked at Roi seriously. He said affectionately, "You haven't changed much, you are still so handsome (they are childhood friends)! Then he said, "Brother, the skin is really good! White. "I'm so happy that all the audience are going to have a meal.

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This funny line is likely to become a buzzword for friends to joke with each other or praise people for their good skin.

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I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you

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Roi and Liang Xiaoxiao came to a bar. After three rounds of drinking, they were both a little drunk and talked about love.

Liang Xiaoxiao: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

Roi: "I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you."

Liang Xiaoxiao: "What's the same taste?"

Roi: "Is it possible for two strangers to gossip as soon as they meet?"

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It is time for men to learn idioms. Perhaps this line is expected to become the most popular confession between couples.

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You really don't treat me like an outsider.

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After a few drinks, Liang Xiaoxiao told Roi the truth. It turned out that she didn't want to marry, just because she was hurt by love. She wants to take this opportunity to relieve her depression and ask the other party to continue drinking with her. Roi was very upset and blurted out, "Then I'll charge. Let him (Feng Xiaoxiao's lover) take advantage of it. Let me drink with my dissatisfied wife. You really don't treat me like an outsider. "

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In life, you will inevitably meet people who are "naturally familiar" looking for you.

Do me a favor. You're welcome. You can squeeze him with this sentence.

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BMW has a Mercedes-Benz logo on its head.

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In his eighth marriage, Qin Fen met a young woman from Taiwan Province who was pregnant with someone else's child. She wants Roy to be the father of the child.

Roi refused on the spot: "I can get something for nothing. I'm still self-reliant and don't accept foreign aid ... it's like putting a Mercedes-Benz logo on BMW's head. If something goes wrong, BMW's parts don't match and Mercedes-Benz won't repair it. "

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In life, we often encounter some arrogant things. This line does point out the disadvantages of "fake goods".

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Thinking about jailbreaking every day.

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Roi finally fell in love with Liang Xiaoxiao, and his friend Sang Wu joked that he was trying to figure out each other's looks.

Roi found a high-sounding reason: "I just want to find a fairy daughter. What happened? I want to genetically modify our old Qin descendants, can't I? If you have to find an ugly one and think about jailbreaking every day, will you be comfortable? " King Kong Rabbit)

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The name of the classic American drama Prison Break was flexibly used by Xiaogang Feng. If someone is troubled by an unhappy marriage, "I want to escape from prison every day!" Perhaps the most vivid summary of this state.

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what are you reading? future

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At the end of the film, Roi stands on the cruise ship and looks into the distance through the gap of the "divergent pier".

Fan Wei's down-and-out investors are puzzled: "What are you looking at?" "The future!" Roi answer. As soon as the camera turns, countless stocks are rising.

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Now that the stock market is depressed, people who don't want to cut their meat and throw away the falling stocks are all looking at the "future". Click me to try, and pay attention to the list on the left:

Classic funny Xiaogang Feng

(King Kong Rabbit)