Classic animal jokes

Most animals are cute, and there are some funny things among animals. Here I collect classic animal jokes for you! I hope everyone has a good time!

1, a chimpanzee was born in the zoo, and the old gorilla looked at his offspring in confusion. ? Don't be sad. ? The older orangutan comforted it. A few days after birth, it is generally very human, and it will be fine in a few days. ?

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Two birds saw a hunter aiming at them. One said, you protect the scene and I'll call the police!

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Three ducks were sent to the animal court for misbehavior.

Dean lion asked the first duck: What's your name?

? Hey? Said the first duck.

? Why do you get caught swimming with blisters? ?

The lion heard: Are you all right? The complaint was dismissed. You can go now. ?

The lion asked the second duck, What's your name, Quack?

? Why do you get caught swimming with blisters? ?

? Are you okay? The charges have been dropped. You can go. ?

The lion asked the third duck, What's your name?

? Blisters?

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4. In the zoo, a lady asked the keeper: Is that hippo a male or a female?

At this time, another hippo leaned in and said, madam, no one will be interested in this problem except me. ?

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5. A female camel confides her heart to another camel: Oh, I am really unhappy. My only baby daughter has a serious physical defect. ? What happened to her? She doesn't have a hunchback! ?

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