Recommended homophone jokes to comfort friends from being unhappy

Part 1 of homophone jokes to comfort friends from being unhappy

1. Why aunties never sweat, because aunties are afraid of leaving auntie sweat.

2. One day, the little bear was washing clothes, but there was an area that couldn't be cleaned no matter how hard he washed it. Mother Bear said, "Please rub it carefully." The little bear said with red eyes, "I've rubbed it, I've rubbed it."

3. "What should I do if the white balloon pops up the black balloon?" "Confession Balloon"

4. Dad Kai from the bottom lane has entered the tower, so prevent him from knocking down the tower! What her? Defend, defend from going down the tower. Can't let go.

5. Today I went to an island called Buavojiura Island.

6. I saw the goddess online at night, and I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied: Yes, are you okay?

7. Burned After a whole day of firewood, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid, and it turned out that what was steaming was boring.

8. What Rutisha said was very touching. Everyone said that he was touching and wise.

9. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my little juice?

10. "Why does Xu Xian let Bai Suzhen go when she sings every time she gets angry?" "Because she is best at singing snake songs."

11. You seem to It’s okay if you’re fat. I can help you lose weight. Let’s give up eating meat (get married) tomorrow!

12. Before his death, Yu Gong said to his son: "Move the mountains, move the mountains." The son said: "Sparkling."

13. One day, the little bear planted a strawberry and a mango, and found that the strawberry grew very slowly. The little bear said: "Berry, you can't do it. Berry, you can't do it. Did you hear that? I can't do it without you."

14. You didn’t even reply to me, what are you replying to, the temptation to go home?

15. The WeChat group of Little Rabbit and Little Bear was disbanded and Little Bear chatted privately with Little Rabbit. Stop building it, did you hear it? Stop building it again...

16. The tiger in the zoo turned the lion green, why? Because Tiger has a Green Lion certificate.

17. One day I was playing King of Kings, and I kept dying in the bottom lane. I told my teammates to guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, did you hear it? Let it go.

18. There was a little mouse who stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. His mother sighed when she saw it, oh, it was really a waste of love

19. Puff was crushed It was flat, and my mother said I couldn't eat it. I asked why, because it was flat.

20. There was a pineapple who went to get a haircut. He sat there for a long time and the barber never gave him a haircut. He said: "Take care of me." Homophone jokes part 2

21. That day, the light next to the bedroom at home was flashing. I called the maintenance man. What question did he ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too bright" He said: "Catch the vine of love?"

22. If you don't even coax me, why are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

23 .One day the little bear was playing with the balloon bear. He was shouting and chasing him, "Qiuqiu, don't go, Qiuqiu, don't go." Did you hear that? Please don't go.

24. If Wang Zhihuan refuses to change, then ask Cai Yuan to compensate.

25. Embarrassing, wearing a mask and hat to buy late-night snacks, but still being recognized: What should the beauty eat?

26. "What book did you buy?" "Programming ." "c or java" "Shen Congwen"

27. My neighbor was singing KTV at home. I heard the sound was quite loud, so I asked what brand the microphone was. He said it was louder. I ate a grilled oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating it. It turned out that it was an oyster without ingredients.

28. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump one after another? Candle Mom: Silly child, because we are small spiritual fires!

29. I just went out to buy oysters. When they walked out of the supermarket, they suddenly jumped out of the bag and burrowed into the soil. When I came back and thought about it, it turned out that they like mud.

30. Nezha asked Wukong: "Drop Demon, do you dare!" Wukong: "Love me like...as you said?"

31. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. , a little ant came, and the boy asked it: "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said: "You wiped them to death."

32. Yang Guo was poisoned, and Ouyang Feng was responsible for it To detoxify, he said to Xiao Longnu: Don't look at me, I'm just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received: Green... the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me?

33. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, the oysters all jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. It turns out that this is called oysters liking mud.

34. Who doesn’t like easy love? Think about the history of Liu Bei and Guan Yu's love for Zhang Yide.

35. My friends have been persuading me to marry a rich man. It’s funny. Please stop persuading me, okay? Go and persuade the rich, I am willing!

36. Nowadays, the future is really tight: masks are tight, hands are tight, clothes are tight, and trousers are tight.

37. "What will happen if you put a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Frozen pear and rice (don't leave me)!

38. One day , the little pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said: What do you two want to eat? The little pig said: Give me some pig food. The boss said: Okay, a piece of pig food. What do you want, little pig? Leopard. The little leopard said: Leopard food. The boss said: It’s eight o’clock Beijing time.

39. I was ironing the clothes, but they would wrinkle no matter how I ironed them. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t leave.

40. I saw that the dog in the countryside at home was living a happy and carefree life every day, so I asked it "What is the secret to being carefree every day", and it said ''Woof, woof, woof'' Three homophone jokes to comfort friends not to be unhappy

41. The deer takes pictures of the bunny, but nothing is photographed. The deer makes the bunny jump. "You are too short" the little rabbit was about to cry anxiously "I am not short, I am not short at all"

42. You don't even like me, what do you like? Xizhilang?

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43. An old colleague’s signature was “God is a girl”. I asked him why he was so artistic, and he said it was “God is unfair”

44.a: You are today. What did you eat b: No duck b: Hot and sour bamboo shoots

45. Beautiful women’s rooms are usually messy after all.

46. Even me. If you don’t coax them, then why are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?

47. Pumpkin, Purple Potato and Peanut are good friends. One day Peanut asked them to play. Pumpkin asked Peanut, who else is there? Peanut said, I Zishu and you, do you hear me?

48. I am a condensed milk bun, and I lost my temper today

49. Some frogs can touch. Your belly, because Conan said that the scheming frog keeps touching your belly.

50. I drove past a small puddle, and the splashing water in the small puddle made a lot of noise.

51. If you don’t even talk about love, then what are you talking about?

52. If you don’t even hold my hand, then what do you hold?

53. The little animals had a dinner together, but the little elephant was very angry. It turned out that this was a weather bureau.

54. The child asked his mother why the candle flames could not stop for a while. Mom said it was because she was mentally ill.

55. Conan has been pampering Xiaolan, and he is really a master at spoiling her.

56. Once upon a time, there was an illiterate person who was walking. As he walked, he suddenly became literate. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

57. If you don’t even cherish me, what do you cherish?

58. Everyone is a hamburger, why are you all stupid, I am the baby.

59. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

60. Xiao Ming had a fight with his mother, and Xiao Ming rushed out of the door angrily, so there was no door to Xiao Ming’s house.