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The love story of rabbit and tiger
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful big forest where a tiger and a white rabbit lived. One day, the big tiger met the little white rabbit and fell in love with her at once. This beautiful story begins.
He said to the white rabbit, "White rabbit, have you ever been in love before?"
The white rabbit smiled and replied, "Of course."
The big tiger scratched his head with a sharp Tiger Claw and said shyly, "Then can you teach me?"
The white rabbit asked, "Who do you like?"
The big tiger smiled and said, "I like you."
The little white rabbit waved his hand and said, "no, no, you are so grumpy." I like the kind of gentle man who looks like a big cat. "
The big tiger smiled and said, "meow ~, so can I."
The white rabbit looked puzzled and said, "However, many small animals in the forest say that you are mighty, and many people are afraid of you."
The big tiger smiled and said, "If you like me, please don't distinguish me from others."
The white rabbit smiled and said, "You liked me the first time we met. Isn't that rude? "
The big tiger suddenly jumped up and hid behind the big tree beside him.
The white rabbit looked puzzled and asked, "What are you doing there?"
The big tiger suddenly peeped out from behind the big tree and said with a smile, "Meow ~ ~, I'm glad to see you for the second time, so now, do you agree that I like you?"
(2)
The white rabbit asked, "Why do you like me? You don't know me at all? "
The big tiger said, "because I like you, I have to strike first." If I know you, you are more lovely, and I can't love you to death. "
The little white rabbit said, "But my mother said that the carnivores in the deep forest are very fierce."
The big tiger smiled and said, "How come?"
"But I'm afraid of bears, wolves and foxes," said the little white rabbit. They will bark, which is very scary. "
The big tiger smiled and said, "When you meet them, you will know how cute they are."
The big tiger took the little white rabbit to the biggest bar in the forest. Wolves, bears and elephants are performing on the stage in special cartoon costumes. The big tiger stepped onto the stage, picked up the receiver and said with a smile, "Next, this song is for my cutest little white rabbit."
"I like you for no reason. I love you deeply, for no reason, for no reason. I love you deeply. From the day I saw you, did you know I was waiting for you?"
(3)
The big tiger knocked on the door of the wolf's house and said, "I want to propose to the little rabbit and help me rehearse a song."
The wolf held his head high and said, "Why?"
The tiger patted the wolf's head and said, "Believe it or not, I will cry you out in minutes?"
The big tiger knocked on the door of the little bear's house and said, "I want to propose and help me rehearse a song."
The bear said, "winter is coming, and I have no time." I am going to hibernate. "
The big tiger took out a delicious honey grilled fish from behind and sighed and said, "Oh, forget it, I'd better find someone else."
Bear grabbed the honey grilled fish and said with a smile, "Don't worry, brother, I'm on call."
The big tiger knocked on the elephant's door and said, "I want to propose and help me rehearse a song."
The elephant said, "Brother, have you thought it over this time?" Are you serious? "
Dahu said with a smile, "I hope for life this time, because it's really hard for you to meet a woman who wants to marry home at a glance."
Finally, the big tiger smiled and said to them, "Please dress cute then, don't scare my little girlfriend."
(4)
The big tiger and the little white rabbit are sitting on the roof of the bar watching the stars.
The big tiger suddenly said affectionately, "Little White Rabbit, I like you, you know." Once upon a time, I thought I might like that kind of gentle, lovely and playful girl. But I don't know what kind of girl I like. I knew it when I met you. It's like standing in front of the window and seeing a guitar in front of you, I like it from the bottom of my heart at first sight. However, I feel in my pocket that I don't have enough money. I won't lie to myself that the guitar must look beautiful, and then pretend to like the wooden flute next to it. I will borrow money to buy this favorite, and then try to make money and pay back the money. I think it should be like this. This will make me a big tiger trying to be better. I like you. If you don't like me, give me back these four words. I don't want it to be a burden to you. I hope it is a flower in your heart. "
The little white rabbit pointed to the moon in the starry sky and said with a smile, "Tiger, do you know why that star keeps going around the moon?"
The tiger shook his head.
The white rabbit said, "If you don't understand anything, just ask me."
Then the big tiger leaned over his head and kissed the little white rabbit. The rabbit didn't refuse. He blushed and said, "Why are you kissing me!" "
The big tiger said, "I can't understand what you just said, so I will kiss you." I don't understand now! " "
The little white rabbit said, "Do you think the stars will become brighter because they stay around the moon for a long time?" It is strange that one person's love is placed on another person, and that person will shine! Once upon a time, I was afraid of the dark and walked at night. Then I met you and walked at night. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and I was not afraid to bow my head and miss you. Strange! "
Love is so strange, it will become gentle in boys and brave in girls.
(5)
The white rabbit has lived in this forest for a long time. She especially likes the atmosphere here. Squirrels can waltz, magpies can sing dolphin sounds, hedgehog's nut shop has the best chestnuts in the world, and the carrot pie made by little gray rabbit is very delicious.
One day, she asked the little squirrel, "Why are all the animals here so kind to me?"
The little squirrel smiled and said, "Because the big tiger is popular."
The little white rabbit asked doubtfully, "What does it matter?"
The little squirrel smiled and said, "People who are so proud like you always look forward, but occasionally, if you look back, there may be different scenery."
The little white rabbit suddenly remembered that the big tiger always seemed to follow her, like a follower. Once, she asked Tiger, "Why do you always follow me?"
The big tiger scratched his big head and said with a simple and honest smile, "Don't you think I'm cute?"
The little white rabbit smiled and said, "What's so cute?"
The big tiger said, "I love you."
The little white rabbit said seriously, "I tell you, if you tease me again, believe it or not, I will call the police in minutes."
The big tiger asked, "Why should we call the police?"
The white rabbit held his head high and said proudly, "If you don't marry me, I'll let the police uncle take you away."
"Good night, dear friends."
May someone say good night to you at night.
May the night be brightly lit and someone is waiting for you to go home!
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