I am in a bad mood tonight. Who can tell jokes?

On Sunday, March 5, the weather will get better.

Today, after I finished my homework, I took out my mother's sewing needle to play. I accidentally stabbed a chicken, which was very sad. I will never play with needles again.

Teacher's comment: Can you tell the teacher how you recognized the dead hole of that chicken at once?

It snows on Saturday in June 18.

It snows heavily today, falling like goose feathers. It's really beautiful.

Teacher's comment: Where did you see the snow in June? Can I show the teacher around?

Monday, February 30th is fine.

The sun hasn't come out all day today, which is not good. The baby bought two goldfish and drowned one in the fish tank. I am sad.

Teacher's comment: I am also very sad. How old I have lived! I've never met anyone on February 30! I've never seen a sunny day without the sun, but fortunately, you only saw the goldfish die. If the bird died, you would think it was afraid of heights and fell from the sky and died!

Ha ha ha ... you're going to kill me! I often take these diaries of my little sister as jokes to relieve boredom. Now, Miss Sister's diary is written very carefully. With her permission, I looked through her recent diary again. One of them is written like this:

When I was a child, my teacher kept a diary, but I couldn't write it. Every article is better than my sister's when she was a child. I don't know why, but now she is as happy as a fool every time she watches me copy her diary.