Funny jokes at work

Funny jokes at work

Funny jokes at work: Boss: You can't chat on the company phone during office hours. Employee: Then I won't answer any phone calls from you when I'm resting at home. More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

hilarious jokes at work (1)

1. Every morning, the office should be cleaned.

One day, the new intern in the office just picked up a rag to clean the table, and the director of the office said: Xiao Chen, I'll take it from above, and you take it off. ?

2. Lao Liu has worked in the post office for more than 3 years, and now she is ready to retire.

the secretary asked? Lao Liu, what have you learned from working here for so many years?

Lao Liu: Please don't send my pension through the post office. ?

3. A writer talks with his friends.

friend:? Literati have a good appetite. They can eat anything in your works: suffering, toiling, being jealous, taking legal action, swallowing tears, hating, breaking their words, eating books, drinking northwest wind, biting and chewing words? Is there anything else not to eat?

writer:? Do not eat soft, do not eat hard, do not eat immediate losses. ?

4. I bought a bowl of instant noodles during my lunch break, and I also wrote a summary using the time of instant noodles. In the afternoon, I gave the summary to the director. The director looked at it and said, Did you eat instant noodles at noon? I don't understand:? How do you know that? The director handed me the summary, and I read the first paragraph:? An instant noodle? Another instant noodle

5. It's been over half an hour since work, and the director is still sitting still. Colleague Xiao Zhang walked beside him and suddenly rolled up his sleeves. The director was startled and asked him: What do you want? Xiao Zhang said: Is the table below all right? Funny jokes at work (2)

1. I took a lunch break in the office at noon and dreamed that I farted a long time when I was washing clothes, which was very long and loud;

When I woke up, I immediately checked duke of zhou, saying that it was good to dream about washing clothes and farting, so I showed it off on Weibo. A colleague in the office immediately commented: You are not dreaming about farting! . . .

2. I work in the China representative office of a foreign company, but I haven't been granted a license, so it's dark. No five insurances and one gold.

everyone is worried about this, and the boss has repeatedly promised: It will be approved soon! Wait a minute! ?

one day, an employee of our company said to the boss. I heard several people speak ill of our company today! ?

the boss said? How did you deal with it?

the talented eldest brother said? I wanted to fight them at that time! But on second thought, forget it, I don't have health insurance! ?

3. The leader is furious: Why didn't you report this to me in advance?

me: I called you before?

Leader: Why do I answer so many calls every day? Where can I remember? You should send me an email!

me: but I also sent an email?

leader: there are so many emails every day that I can't read them at all. The office is so close, can't you come and report to me?

me: I went to see you these days, but you were not in the office?

leader: do I have to report to you everywhere? I think your attitude is very bad!

me:

the leader can't afford to be hurt. Funny jokes at work (3)

1. It snowed heavily on the day I decided to buy a car. Thinking that in such bad weather, the seller must think that there will be no customers coming to my house, I am confident and ready to bargain hard. As I expected, I was the only customer when I entered the exhibition hall. But as soon as the seller opened his mouth, my hope of being prepared to bargain hard was immediately dashed.

he proudly said: Young man, you must be dying to have a new car. You have come out to buy a car in such bad weather. ?

2. The director shouted angrily to an actor. This is nonsense! In that scene just now, how could you burst out laughing before you died?

actor:? With this little salary you give me every month, I will die early and get rid of it early. ?

3. A chef has worked in a restaurant for many years and has been earning a very low salary. Finally one day, the boss decided to give him a raise.

　? Why did you give me a raise? The cook asked the boss.

the boss said? Because you have been a good cook for so many years, I should improve your treatment. ?

The chef thought for a moment and said? So, you have cheated me for many years. ?

4. Beggar: Is there really no compassion in this world?

businessman: No, as long as you do business for me, I will give you a bite to eat. ?

beggar: What business do you do?

businessman: You continue to be a beggar and make money for me. ;