Classic humorous joke novels

Dieter

Mother is very proud that she has lost ten pounds. On the way to the mall with our young couple, she had nothing to say. We sent her to the underwear department, where we broke up, and when we came back to find her, we couldn't find her. I thought she might be in the fitting room, so I asked the salesgirl if she had seen my mother. ? What does she look like? The clerk asked.

Husband bluntly said: She just lost ten pounds. ?

? The third door on the left? The salesgirl answered with a smile.

Excellent answer

While I was preparing dinner, I asked my five-year-old son to put away all his toys. When I asked him why he didn't do his job, he said he didn't want to. I felt a little annoyed and said to him, if I said I didn't want to cook dinner, where would you be?

After a little thought, he replied:? In the hotel?

The best reward

A naval officer fell from the deck into the sea. He was saved by a deck sailor. The officer asked him how he could get a reward.

? The best way, sir? Said the sailor. Well, keep it quiet. If people know that I saved you, they will throw me down. ?

first time

Patient: I'm afraid. This is my first operation.

Surgeon: I totally understand how you feel. This is also my first operation.

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