Funny sentences about one's own ugliness

1. I didn’t like eating when I was a child, which made me short now; now I like eating, which makes me fat and short. Heartbroken, I hug my fat self tightly.

2. In the past, they were a couple who never abandoned each other, but now they never abandon each other and never left each other on a mobile phone. Once a phone is in your hand, it lasts forever. If you don’t have the phone in your hand, there will be no soul.

3. Failure is the mother of success. So who is the father of success? If you transfer 10 yuan to me, you will receive a successful payment.

4. In the card game of life, the Creator is the one who plays the cards, and we ourselves are the ones who play the cards.

5. Don’t think of yourself as too outstanding. Understand that in the real world, no matter how well you do, you are just a sidekick.

6. I am like a mosquito lying on the glass window. The future of development is bright, but I can’t find the direction of development.

7. I started making money when I was 18 years old. I grew up from one yuan to nothing, and then worked hard from being penniless to now being in debt. This is me, a different kind of fireworks, doing my own thing. A hero becomes angry when he sees himself.

8. My daily life has been so unforgettable for more than twenty years that my brain has twitched and my spine has contracted. No clue from beginning to end.

9. For all of us, the thing that cannot be lifted is the test score, the thing that cannot be put down is the weight, the thing that cannot be lifted is the wooden chopsticks, and the thing that cannot be put down is the bed.

10. You can’t even control what time you go to bed, but you still want to control your life? You don't even wash the dishes, but you still want to feel superior? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

11. When people are really busy, they don’t have too much complicated mentality at all. Only when people have nothing to do do they take it seriously.

12. I usually only happen at noon, otherwise you will fall in love with me sooner or later.

13. Gao Shuaifu’s wallet is like a flower, which makes people smile every time it is opened. My wallet is like an onion, which makes people burst into tears every time it is opened!

14. I used to feel that as a person grows up, he will become more and more perfect and capable. Now I know that many things have nothing to do with age. When a person grows up, he can only become a big person. Fool.

15. Don’t talk to me about idealization, quit it! That thing is not too precious, and it will continue to be heavily in debt after repairing it.

16. The same bottle of drink costs five yuan in a chain convenience store and sixty yuan in a five-star hotel. In many cases, the value of a life lies in its location.

17. I often become a leftover woman for two reasons: first, no one can look down on me; second, no one can look down on me.

18. Recently, my face has become old and I have acne, and I have gained weight. When I take selfies, I feel ugly.

19. Apple ruins my life in advance. It allows me to see the truest version of myself. I regret it. It is very likely that I will become ugly in the final analysis.

20. People will feel that they look ugly after looking at their own photos for a long time.