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Trouble Today I went to a driving school to learn how to drive, and the instructor kicked me hard, hitting my waist. I called 110 and then 120. The police are coming
Haha, are you here to tell a joke? If I have to give you a slap, you are going to commit suicide and bring the coach with you haha.
To be honest, the coach is a bit over the top, but considering the urgency, it’s understandable. It’s right that you don’t want to compensate. In fact, you don’t have to apologize in public. You need a peacemaker among you, coach. Buy some supplements and see if you apologize and it will be over. Don’t be too serious about yourself.
You are all at fault. How could you use a lighter to light it at the entrance of the gas tank? Tell yourselves. If you really lit it at the entrance of the mailbox, your eyebrows and hair will be burned off, or your face will be disfigured. Do you know? The coach's first reaction may be to kick you out of desperation, or he may think that he will stay far away from you if he uses his feet faster.
Do you know how to save someone after being electrocuted? Either kick you, hit you with a wooden stick, or beat you with a wooden stick. If someone kicks someone who gets an electric shock, will you sue him if you save the person?
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