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What movies do you watch when you are most bored?

Looking for variety shows, I like to watch complaining conferences, weird stories, Ace vs. Ace, Celebrity Detective, etc. I watched Celebrity Detective for one season. Every time I watched it, I was so scared that I couldn’t sleep for several nights. Others made fun of me. Even watching a variety show can scare me out of my wits. I couldn't sleep well after that, and I didn't dare to watch the new season. But I still want to see it.

Then there are American TV series that I sometimes watch, including Broke Sisters, Nikita, Westworld, Prison Break, etc. Among them, Bankrupt Sisters will make you feel relaxed if you just click on an episode and watch it.

Generally speaking, if I watch a movie once, I don’t want to watch it a second time, but there are a few movies that I watched twice, and that’s The Fantasy of Pi Castaway, and Charlotte Trouble, among others.

When there are really no movies to watch, I like to take out a bunch of old movies and watch them from beginning to end. I'm a rough guy who doesn't know much about art. He's more interested in action and war movies. His favorite thing to do is to review the "Bourne" trilogy (excluding the fourth one, and sometimes even the fifth one). ).

Don’t ask me who I am, just understand the power of silence

Strictly speaking, the "Bourne" trilogy is a story about "I am "Who" story, like many action movies, cannot withstand careful scrutiny, but no one denies its pioneering status in action movies.

Before "The Bourne Supremacy" came out, the trend of spy action movies was: everyone was obsessed with chasing "007" and "Mission: Impossible". As cool and gorgeous as they played, the male protagonist must be To be handsome and smart, the girls show off their feminine charm in different ways.

This type of movie makes people excited and dazzled at first, but after watching too much, they actually get tired of it.

The male protagonist of "The Bourne Supremacy" is not handsome (please don't accidentally hurt me: I am a fan). He is always in an embarrassing situation surrounded by dangers and threats from all directions. He has no high level. Technological weapons, and basically no support from allies. Fighting relies entirely on fists, pistols and local materials. They use both open and hidden weapons to plot. If you are tricked, you have to swallow your anger. Move to the third world and live a low-key life, wearing rags all day long. Neither my wife nor my car was saved.

However, such an extreme environment is the living condition of an agent, which looks realistic and cruel. Faced with a pervasive organization and agents as good as himself, the only way to survive is to remain silent forever, use only physical and mental power, and fight wits and courage with the impossible enemy.

It was this "silent power" that grew against the trend that made me fall in love with "The Bourne Supremacy" and the always unsmiling, paralyzed Du Meng.

"Farewell My Concubine"

Hello everyone, I am a creator in the film and television field, and I am very happy that I can answer this question.

Recommend to everyone the top ten domestic comedy movies that will make you laugh with abs and laugh with tears.

1. "The Journey to Thailand"

This is a comedy film written, directed and acted by Xu Zheng, and co-starred by Wang Baoqiang and Huang Bo** *Same starring role. "Embarrassed in Thailand" received rave reviews after its release. The box office reached 310 million yuan in its first week of release, and finally earned 1.267 billion yuan at the box office, becoming the first domestic comedy film to have a box office of more than 1 billion yuan. Especially in the movie, Wang Baoqiang gave Huang Bo a scallion pancake massage, which made people laugh endlessly.

2. "Crazy Stone"

"Crazy Stone" stars Guo Tao, Liu Hua, and Huang Bo, and is a black comedy film directed by Ning Hao. It is a low-cost film. It revolves around a priceless piece of jade. What impressed me deeply about the whole film was the black skin starring Huang Bo, a stupid thief who followed Brother Dao.

This is a movie with almost zero looks and relies entirely on acting skills

3. "The Shameful Iron Fist"

"The Shameful Iron Fist" is The comedy movie starring Ma Li, Allen, and Shen Teng is adapted from the play of the same name by Happy Twist, and has a box office of 2.202 billion yuan.

Comedy is born to get the audience to smile, so "Shameful Iron Fist" does a good job, making people laugh until their stomach hurts and make them cry.

4. "Charlotte" "Special Troubles"

"Charlotte Troubles" is adapted from the 2015 play of the same name by Happy Twist. It tells the story of Charlotte (played by Shen Teng) who after attending the wedding of her first love classmate, drinking and making trouble, fainted and was hospitalized, dreaming back to her school days. All kinds of hilarious stories happened.

There are many hilarious moments in the film, and it is very suitable for people who are in a bad mood to watch. Friends, do you have any regrets from your student days? Why not go home and sleep in bed and have a dream.

5. "Party A and Party B"

"Party A and Party B" is a comedy-type movie directed by Feng Xiaogang and starring Ge You/Liu Bei/He Bing. Four young people came up with a sudden idea and started a "good dream one-day trip" to make all kinds of weird wishes that people can't think of.

Come true to all kinds of absurd wishes, every wish, every story. It seems humorous, and the ending always makes people laugh with tears and make them think deeply. It is a hilarious domestic masterpiece

6. "The Richest Man in Xihong City"

"The Richest Man in Xihong City" tells the story of a diaosi's counterattack to become a rich man. In order to inherit his second uncle's 30 billion family fortune, Wang Duoyu (played by Shen Teng) spent 1 billion yuan in a month, which triggered a series of shocking events. An event that makes people laugh and cry.

This is a story that will leave you with endless aftertaste even if you throw away all the laughter. It will let you know what "worrying about spending money" is and if you want to turn your life around and reach the top. It's really not that simple.

7. "Detective Chinatown"

The film is directed by Chen Sicheng, starring Wang Baoqiang and Liu Haoran, and also stars Tong Liya, Chen He, Xiao Shenyang, and Xiao Yang. , Zhang Zifeng, etc.

It mainly tells various funny stories about the recovery of "lost gold" between Tang Ren and Qin Feng, with rigorous logic and solid detective reasoning. The perfect combination is also a major feature of the film

8. "Crazy Alien"

Directed by Ning Hao, Huang Bo and Shen Teng star in an absurd humorous comedy. The ridiculous cross-species showdown in "The Man From Another World"

As an absurd science fiction comedy, it is still far from being a universally acclaimed "classic", but as a comedy alone, it is definitely a masterpiece.

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9. "Mermaid"

This film is directed and written by Stephen Chow, starring Deng Chao, Luo Zhixiang, Zhang Yuqi, and Lin Yun. It tells the story of the assassination of the rich Liu Xuan and the mermaid Shanshan. They fall in love together and then save the mermaid family together.

It is said that watching "Mermaid" is a movie ticket for Stephen Chow, but it is not the best in terms of viewing angle and storyline, but it is. With Stephen Chow's sentiments of "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility."

10. "The Great Sage's Marriage"

Directed by Liu Zhenwei, Stephen Chow, Zhu Yin, Karen Mok, Cai Shaofen, Starring Luk Shuming, Ng Meng-tat and others, it tells the story of a relationship between Supreme Treasure and Zixia that grew up to become Sun Wukong 500 years ago.

If I could be given a chance to do it again, I would be with that woman. The child said that I love her and love you for ten thousand years.

Where love goes, where does love come from, where does love go?

When you are bored, someone in the room will find a movie that directly stimulates your senses and makes your adrenaline surge, just like playing a game that is unforgettable. , "Death Race" is a typical representative of the latter.

The sound of engines, brakes and ammunition firing almost from beginning to end expands people's auditory nerves, and with the sharp rhythm of the picture, it enters the eyeballs and penetrates Entering the heart and blood, the head-to-head texture is so real that you can't sit still on the sofa. Chasing a car is not chasing a car, but hanging your life on the collision of two high-speed iron blocks.

In the death car, each thorn has a flamboyant personality, cold-blooded and violent. The cold blood, in this dim and dirty rust color, can only be released through heavy metal rock and naked female bodies.

Every death match is a meat grinder. How many narrow escapes will each awesome player have to go through when they come to this level? In the end, there is often only one who stands at the top.

1. "Two Smoking Barrels"

Release date: 1998-08-28 (UK)

Director: Guy Ritchie

Starring: Jason Fleming/Dexter Fletcher/Nick Moran/Jason Statham/Steven McIntosh

This is A gangster comedy. The protagonist Eddie and his friends participated in the underworld gambling game but owed a huge sum of money and planned to rob a group of drug dealers. But the drug dealer happened to rob the drug supplier on the same day, and accidents occurred frequently, which eventually turned into a completely unpredictable farce.

The film is full of black ridicule, excitement and British style. The famous domestic film "Crazy Stone" is said to be modeled after this film.

2. "Three Idiots Make Trouble in Bollywood"

Release date: 2011-12-08 (Mainland China) / 2009-12-25 (India)

Director: Rajkumar Hirani

Starring: Aamir Khan / Kareena Kapoor / Madhavan / Salman Joshi / Omi Vajda

This film is the first Indian film that I have watched. Looking at the name, I thought it was some kind of useless comedy, but after watching it, it was really delicious. I would say that I have already brushed it three times, slap in the face.

Through a maverick student Rancho and his two roommates, the film criticizes the "old-fashioned education system" and encourages people to pursue their own ideals and be themselves. I have to say that this is a part that Indian comedy is good at, using comedy to attack reality.

3. "The East Makes the West"

Release date: 1993-02-05 (Hong Kong) | Hong Kong

Director: Liu Zhenwei

Starring: Tony Leung Chiu Wai/Brigitte Lin Qingxia/Leslie Cheung/Yip Yuqing/Jacky Cheung

Some people say that there is no movie more pure comedy than "East and West".

Indeed, the entire movie is filled with nonsensical jokes.

The heroes who were famous in Jin Yong’s novels are cute and ridiculous in "The East Comes to the West".

4. "Crazy Stone"

Released on June 30, 2006

Director: Ning Hao

Starring: Guo Tao/Liu Hua/Lian Jin/Huang Bo/Xu Zheng/Yue Xiaojun

It uses the atomic bomb in comedy, structural jokes. The interlocking structure ensures the audience's sense of involvement, and the unexpected and reasonable misalignment continuously compresses and re-compresses the comedy elements. Finally, at the moment when several clues intersect, a surge breaks out.

The real high-end comedy is like this, it must be dignified and serious, like the cross talk of Mr. Guo Degang, and it must be calm.

Therefore, in addition to the superb film technology, it can become a classic or even a masterpiece, as well as its humanistic care and social significance.

5 "The Intouchable"

Release time: Release date: 2011-11-02 (France)

Director: Olivier Naka Sh/ Eric Toledano

Starring: Fran?ois Cruset/ Omar Sy/ Anna René/ Audrey Flero/ Thomas So Levi

The whole film is filled with both tears and laughter, and is adapted from a true story.

Every time I see Kevin Hart appear on the big screen, I can't help but think of Wang Baoqiang. Two actors of different nationalities and different skin colors have a perfect connection with the audience and comedy. talent. Both of them never try hard to make you laugh. They often take a serious look at you and you can't help but grin.

What movies should I watch when I am bored?

When I am bored, I like to watch American blockbusters, especially jungle adventures, treasure hunts in caves, and then encountering attacks by large alien creatures, which are more exciting. The visuals are so powerful that it’s easy to be attracted to it.

Like "King Kong", it is definitely a visual feast, stimulating your five senses and soul, taking you into another world full of unknown dangers, and experiencing being chased by dinosaur beasts, as well as the gorilla King Kong and The love story of Belle Ann is a unique love story between Beauty and the Beast. In order to save An, King Kong fights with three huge tyrannosaurs. The scene is even more shocking.

The "Jurassic Park" series is also a good movie to kill boring time, with a green primeval forest and a group of scientists who are not afraid of danger. The protagonists of this movie are dinosaurs, velociraptors, tyrannosaurus rex, and pterosaurs. Mesospinosaurus, the carnivorous dinosaur is extremely ferocious, while the vegetarian dinosaur is tall, but very docile and a little cute. When the dinosaurs escaped the control of human shackles and began to hunt crazily on the island, the dinosaurs killed each other. This was a food chain in which the strong preyed on the weak. Humans were at the bottom of the food chain. Facing the powerful dinosaurs, they could only flee in all directions. The island instantly Shrouded in an aura of horror, this series of movies is a conscientious recommendation. It’s great to check out when you’re bored

The movie “Rampage” is also a feast of monsters. I love this type of movie, it’s very exciting. Senses, to kill the boring time, Dwayne Johnson was a tamer at the zoo, and he had a very good relationship with the orangutans. Unfortunately, something bad happened to the zoo, poisonous gas fell from the sky, and the orangutans were unfortunately infected with mutations, and became abnormally tall and irritable. began to attack humans. At this time, the large sharks on the seabed and the wolves in the forest were infected and mutated. Huge sharks and very agile and flying wolves began to ravage the city and kill humans.

Ordinary gunpowder from airplanes and cannons basically did no harm to them. In the face of this disaster, fortunately Dwayne Johnson took action and used the antidote to treat the orangutans. Finally, the orangutans teamed up to subdue the other two giant beasts. The battle scene was fierce and exciting, and the battle between the giant beasts was fierce. The battle is really exciting and worth recommending

There are many other movies in this series, such as the "Anaconda", "Godzilla" and "Pacific Rim" series of movies, all of which are very good,

Blockbusters and big scenes can always bring you different visual shocks. Just read them when you are bored, I recommend them

I like to watch anime, especially the works of master Hayao Miyazaki. Although I am an adult now, I still like anime very much. I think it can bring me to I have a different experience. When I am traveling in the world of animation during my free time at work, I feel like I am still a child and still need to be loved.

I often watch "Dangal" and "Three Idiots in Bollywood". Asmi Khan's movies are all great. As a national treasure actor in India, his acting skills are of course There is nothing much to say. You can try "3 Idiots in Bollywood". This movie can be said to be one of the best comedies in the world. It is recommended to watch it.