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Why didn't the Monkey King know about ginseng fruit?
Ginseng fruit tree is a pit
If Genko knew the Monkey King's name and means, he shouldn't have taken the whole family to Wuzhuangguan, leaving only two hairy children over one thousand years old to guard the house. But also deliberately told them to give two fruits to the monk, not to the Monkey King, and the arrogance of these two children, as the owner of this 1000 year, had long been clear, so all these arrangements were made to anger the Monkey King.
Pinch the right time to go home
It was not long before the ginseng fruit tree fell down in the morning and evening, and he came back with his family. You know, every day of the year in the sky and underground, he goes there to take classes, entirely to make up for the WeChat movement. Even if he has a half-day class, it will take him half a year to return to the original Buddha, and the Tang Priest's family will walk for five working days at most, which means that Zhen Ziyuan stayed at the original Buddha's place for less than 10 minutes and then went home. I guess I just borrowed an onion from my neighbor's house to make a pot.
Taoism and Buddhism are invited to testify.
All this is actually to attract Buddhists to witness their sworn relationship with the Monkey King. The three stars of Fu Lushou and Zhenyuanzi recommended by Buddhists are all for themselves. Anyway, the Monkey King and I became sworn friends just to gamble. And it was before the Monkey King became a Buddha, not to curry favor with Buddhism. After all, the Monkey King's skills are Taoist. Identity is also Taoist Taiyi scattered fairy.
Zhenyuanzi's job-hopping arrangement
Zhenyuanzi belongs to the middle school, and he has ginseng and fruit trees (an elixir of life) in his hand, which can compete with the heaven. However, from the Taoist tradition, he still needs to be taught by the pipeline and only listen to the jade emperor. But Buddhism, as a new force, can quickly occupy the market by learning this Internet project. Zhenyuanzi seized the opportunity to enter Buddhism with her exclusive products of ginseng and fruit trees, but the impact of this job-hopping was too great. Therefore, it is only natural that the Monkey King should be used as a medium to knock over the ginseng fruit tree and save it by Buddhism.
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