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How to straighten your position?

You can achieve something in a position that suits you, but you will become useless "garbage" in a position that doesn't suit you. Therefore, don't blindly follow others when positioning your career. The key is to know yourself from the heart and find a position where you can show your strengths.

There is such a little joke:

A man and his cleaner friend are standing on the roof. The man looked at the beautiful scenery downstairs and was filled with emotion: "What a beautiful world!" "Then he suddenly asked," What do you say if I jump now? " The cleaner said, "Don't litter at will! "

"Garbage" is generally aimed at items that have no use value. But once a person does something inappropriate at an inappropriate time and place, can it also be called "garbage"? !

The world is full of strange things, hot topics, popular fashions, sought-after occupations, and the latest trends ... In the bustling society, many people learn to run with others and fashion together, but forget to look at themselves when looking forward to (money).

Maybe some people can become great directors, but he studies law, because lawyers are the hottest at this time; Some people can obviously become painters, but they study economics, because economic talents are scarce at this time, and all units are recruiting with high salaries; Many people are obviously technical experts and business experts, but they want to pursue positions of power, because everyone thinks that only promotion means recognition. ...

Most people always believe that when they are in a hot industry, they are at the center of the social aura, and they will gain power, status and wealth and realize their self-worth. However, after they spent their whole lives pursuing it, they suddenly realized that what they really should do was not done because they were blind. Many of the hot things they pursued were not suitable for themselves at all, or just some dazzling bubbles.

The manager of a computer software company is about to be fired because of the company's poor performance, but a computer programmer who works for him has developed a new software operating system, which is very popular and sells well after it is put into the market. The manager kept his position, so he thanked the computer programmer very much and proposed to promote him to department manager. Unexpectedly, the programmer immediately refused: "I was born to program." If you tie me to the position of department manager, I will only waste everyone's time and accomplish nothing. "

People who put it in the wrong place are rubbish. In fact, many times, throwing yourself around as garbage not only causes psychological pressure on yourself, but also pollutes the environment. Now is the era of market economy. The operation of market economy emphasizes the allocation of resources to the most efficient places. Everyone is a resource, so we should find the most suitable position for ourselves and keep a firm and lasting interest in ourselves.

There is a girl in Shenzhen who graduated from Zhongshan University in Guangzhou. At school, he used to be the beauty of the school in the eyes of his classmates and the cadre of the school student union. After graduating from college, she worked in a large foreign-funded enterprise. Although the company pays well, she still feels uncomfortable in life. So she resigned and opened a bathing center with her friends, but all kinds of bad habits in society slowly affected her. She turned to prostitution and dragged her cousin into it. Under her strict management system, the prostitution dens she organized brought her rich income and lasted for eight years without being seen through by the public security organs. It was not until an accidental opportunity was reported that she was captured by the public security organs. After investigation, it is found that her management system is very sound, no less than that of a large enterprise. After the news came out, the head of the foreign-funded enterprise where she once worked said with regret: "If she can stay in this company, she may soon become a senior management white-collar worker. However, it is a pity that she is in the wrong position ... "

Indeed, for whatever reason, if you stand in the wrong position, you are worthless. If your talents are not applied to the right position, the value of life will not be revealed.

It is said that Van Gogh, a post-impressionist master in the West, suffered from severe color blindness. He was poor for more than 30 years, but he used his only sensitivity to yellow to create an immortal masterpiece Sunflower. Although his paintings were recognized by everyone after his death, they were finally recognized by the society. Because he found the right place, although he only lived for 36 years, his life value is not worse than Picasso who lived for more than 90 years.

Therefore, the value of life lies not in the length, not in how many material benefits you get, but in putting your position in order and realizing your self-worth.