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Why is the World Cup in Russia a joke?

First, the protagonist's tragedy

Spend the most money and get the most poisonous beating. Qatar, the protagonist, deserves it. China's emblem in the shape of fritters, the mascot in the shape of wonton, and the $229 billion that shocked the world have all earned enough attention, and then the most important thing in the World Cup is to win. Unfortunately, Qatar, the protagonist, lost three games in a row and scored only 1 goal, becoming the host of the first group match in history.

Second, there are many offsides.

In a game, seven goals were blown off in the first half. Yes, it was in the match between Argentina and Saudi Arabia on1October 22nd. The key lies in the new VR technology adopted in this World Cup, which makes millimeter offside fully reflected. The World Cup is a competitive platform for strong teams from all over the world. Strong teams should not only adapt to the competition, but also adapt to new referee techniques. We can find that after this game, offside is much less.

Third, honey juice leg lifts

The action took place in1October 23rd 165438+ Japan-Germany match. In the first half, Germany completely crushed Japan. After Germany 1: 0 led Japan, Rudiger, a German backcourt player, faced the Japanese players and started the leg-lifting mocking mode. In other words, the champagne was opened before the game was over. Subsequently, the Japanese team succeeded in substitution tactics in the second half, scoring two goals in a row to win the game. Germany lost Korea and Japan. If this goes on, it will lose ...? But what is even more ridiculous is that when Japan plays Costa Rica in the next game, it is not the starting force. Also made the mistake of underestimating the enemy, lost the game, and missed 16. It can be seen that in the World Cup, whoever is arrogant, who underestimates the enemy, who is conceited, will lose.

Fourthly, the unwelcome situation continues.

It's called the World Cup if there is an upset, which is also the charm of the World Cup, but this time there are more upset. The first surprise was Saudi Arabia versus Argentina, and the rooftop opened the queuing mode. Did Argentina underestimate its enemies? No, the key is that Saudi Arabia really played well and played the style of an Asian team. There are six people in the back line, which withstood the attack pressure of Argentina and the attack of Saudi Arabia was sharp enough. Other upsets are: Germany lost to Japan (which I personally expected), Belgium lost to Morocco, the United States drew with England, Japan lost to Costa Rica, Tunisia defeated France and so on.

V. God's hair

Yes, I did touch the ball, just my hair. 165438+1On October 29th, Portugal played Uruguay, and Cristiano Ronaldo was suspected to have received a pass from B and scored Uruguay's goal. However, Ronaldo may know that he has not completely changed the football route. Although he was very excited after the goal, he didn't use symbolic celebrations. In the end, the goal was judged as a B-fee goal. C Ronaldo is undoubtedly an important contributor to this goal.