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1, "Is my face oily?" "Reflected light, I can't see clearly."

There is no swearing in this world. If you do more work, you will.

It was not the alarm clock that woke me up in the morning, but the sigh of a little ant ten meters away.

When I was waiting in a long line, I realized that I was a descendant of the dragon.

Don't be silly, choose someone who can make you happy, not someone you can only try to please.

6. It's so sweet that you and your female ticket are holding hands in the street. I'm afraid she will go shopping as soon as she lets go.

7. Some people who have loved in life are only suitable for growth, not for entrustment.

8. The vibration of the mobile phone is basically inaudible at home, but it is especially like an earthquake at school.

9. My future baby, please tell me the direction to your daddy.

10, I think I should go to lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed 100 ml of lard.

1 1. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

12, don't wait up. It's no joke to hit your face with a mobile phone. Let me tell you something.

13, with a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They PK every day, and I count with my fingers broken. Emma, my stomach won again today.

14, someone sells mimosa on the roadside. I touched it with my finger and found it didn't move. The boss said awkwardly, "Maybe this bark is thicker ..."

15, summer is not good, I can't even drink the northwest wind because I am poor.

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